Teddy KGB

[Unknowncomic]

HEY,HEY,HEY
MY PLAYS BEEN SO BAD AS OF LATE.
I GONGED MYSELF!

WHY DID THE GUY LIKE HIS JOB AT THE SEX-CHANGE CLINIC?????

HE MET A LOT OF NEW WOMEN

 

[Teddy KGB]

lol.. i'll hold off the gong just to hear one more

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THAT ACE COULD NOT HAVE HELPED YOU!

 

[Unknowncomic]

HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEARD ABOUT THE NEW DIVORCED BARBIE?


SHE COMES WITH ALL OF KEN,S ACCESSORIES.

 

[Teddy KGB]

GOOOONNNNNGG!!!!!!

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THAT ACE COULD NOT HAVE HELPED YOU!

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

last one:


The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.

 

[Unknowncomic]

Where the Hell did you come with some of those words???????Mind over matter,lets forget the matter,WHAT A MIND.

 

[Teddy KGB]

I have no clue what you just said TV, and for that YOU WILL GET GONGED!!!!

GOOOONNNNG!

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THAT ACE COULD NOT HAVE HELPED YOU!

 

[Take Two ?]

Teddy - what T.V. just said is what the rest of us call Bull S**T....

 

[SouthSideHood]

Unknowncomic, are you going to shut up and post a play or what?

P.S. Did you call Dave? I think he is losing it....

Will call you in the morning...

Good luck, you are going to need it with those jokes.....

SSH

 

[JohnWise]

The only thing worse than your jokes are my picks.

 

[cash]

johnwise:

 

[marine]

two thoughts for your penny...

mind over matter - I dont mind, cuz you dont matter

if it aint broke, fix it till it is!

 

[JohnWise]

marine=
i'm an former marine. this sound familiar? if it moves, salute it.
if it don't move, paint it.
if you can't paint it, well, you probably know the rest.

 

[marine]

LOL* yup... i didnt do much painting... i am a Motor T kinda guy....

can't truck it... f*ck it!