well well well............isn't that interesting......
ok...........I know I'm going to regret this.......but I'm actually going to respond to you........but I just can't resist.....I know someone like you is starved for attention and I'm going to feed it.......so here ya go HHM...........I know your going to love it
1) Yes, you got it........people just idolize me........yep I'm a god....you got it......they are all my little minions.....in fact later on I'm going to crucify a small chicken and they will all be there to clean up the blood........
2) Ok........according to you, you are "connected" well perhaps you might want to get some new "connections" because on here your plays are terrible.......of course on that "other site" your on fire.......so perhaps it is just here..........I don't know maybe if you had some sort of record to back up your statements you might actually have somebody take you seriously........I have no problem with people just giving their opinions....but when some snot nosed prick like yourself tells people how great you are you might want to actually have some facts to back it up :liar:
3) Congrads on your "southern cal" address..........I myself am very impressed......well done........perhaps one day I'll be able to have an address down there.......I look up to you in awe
4) I am also very impressed with all your buddies on the tour calling you from tour sites.......if your royal highness would be so inclined to forward a call to me I would greatly appreciate it......of course it is my lifetime goal to actually talk to someone from the tour.........
............oh yeah I just remembered I've actually played some guys that are ranked in the top 100.........and guess what I've talked to them as well.......oh my god I just realized......I'm cool.......I'm so cool!!! And I've even had the pleasure of hitting a ball with a player from Southern Cal..........I know I know.....amazing huh!!
5) As for you "educating the masses on tennis wagering" I look forward to your book.........you are amazing......top notch.....2nd to none.........let's take a closer look shall we:
-he places wagers against Todd Martin because he's a "prick and a phony"............well that's some great handicapping......I know your followers are impressed.............oh and maybe you need to have a nice little talk with your "connections" because Todd is one of the nicest guys on tour and gives tons of his time to his fellow players.......in fact he's head of the players council.....of course you knew that didn't ya..........
-also love how you have posted 2 plays after match has started....I mean that's genius.......absolute genious.......I mean please let us all know what book takes wagers after matches have started........I look forward to that chapter in your book.
6) ok.......this is my fav........"I have the biggest following on the Internet when it comes to tennis wagering, that is the bottom line"
...............classic..........that's priceless..........
Well, please send us the stats.......I can't wait to see the amount of hits on your website.......wow........you'd think being number one you'd publish your record and even your name............after all you are #1........and with being number one comes some responsibility, I look forward to that book........sure you'll clear everything up for us "little people".
well I must say........I am very impressed with you........I just hope your daddy still lets you use the computer. I also hope those collect calls from all your "connections" don't piss off the parents.......those can get a little pricey ya know.
Happy tennis............and not sure if ya know this.........but there's actually good tennis players outside of Southern Cal........just thought I'd let ya in on a little secret
