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Serena Williams -550 so 1650/300 - Chances of losing are less than 5% IMHO. She's on a mission and this chick doesn't stand a chance. Serena could beat 50% of the dudes playing right now. She's not losing!

Djokovic -175 = 875/500 to win it all! Just don't see anyone beating him now. He had the upset vs Wrawinka when he got screwed playing btb days (I took Wrawinka at 6-1). Won't happen again and he's going to win and this price is reasonable IMHO... it's low because Murray won recently at Wimbledon. Murray is getting stomped or Federer and the one game match will be about -350 is my guess. Guess Djokovic wins 3-1 in games as well... this won't be pretty!

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Destructor D said:
Serena could beat 50% of the dudes playing right now.
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You do realize Serena Williams wouldn't even make the NCAA DI Tournament, I sure as hell hope you were kidding with that comment.

Hell when I was playing I'd destroy her, and I sucked. I sucked really bad.

Fuck even now I might still be able to beat her.



By the way if Serena played any guy in the Top 1000 she'd lose in about 10 minutes.



If I lost a set to Serena when I played I'd blow my head off on the changeover.
 
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Destructor D needs to look up the story about Karsten Braasch playing Venus and Serena in Australia. Braasch was retired and fat as fuck. It was super hot out and the fuck stick Williams father was running his mouth about how great his daughters were. Karsten snapped back at Papa Williams in front of about 20 people said he could beat both his daughters back to back WHILE SMOKING A PACK OF CIGARETTES :142smilie

Well Papa Williams had no choice but to accept.

It did not go well for the Williams family.

He played them both and destroyed both sisters. He was hung over from previous night of partying and actually played some points with a cigarette in his mouth:142smilie

He smoked during the changeovers:142smilie:142smilie ...And he actually drank beer between the two matches:mj07:

And yes this happened, it happened in front of at least 300 people, and it was hilarious.:142smilie

Total games won by both sisters.........3 games:mj07::mj07::mj07:


Oh and one more thing.....Venus was number 1 in the world when the match took place:mj07::mj07::mj07:



An Aussy I played was there and told me this story first hand, I could not stop laughing. He said all the male tennis players in the crowd were rolling over laughing there ass off the entire match. Some guys guts were cramping because they were laughing so hard.:mj07:
 
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kickserv said:
You do realize Serena Williams wouldn't even make the NCAA DI Tournament, I sure as hell hope you were kidding with that comment.

Hell when I was playing I'd destroy her, and I sucked. I sucked really bad.

Fuck even now I might still be able to beat her.



By the way if Serena played any guy in the Top 1000 she'd lose in about 10 minutes.



If I lost a set to Serena when I played I'd blow my head off on the changeover.
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kick = canada's version of richard pryor
 
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kickserv said:
Destructor D needs to look up the story about Karsten Braasch playing Venus and Serena in Australia. Braasch was retired and fat as fuck. It was super hot out and the fuck stick Williams father was running his mouth about how great his daughters were. Karsten snapped back at Papa Williams in front of about 20 people said he could beat both his daughters back to back WHILE SMOKING A PACK OF CIGARETTES :142smilie

Well Papa Williams had no choice but to accept.

It did not go well for the Williams family.

He played them both and destroyed both sisters. He was hung over from previous night of partying and actually played some points with a cigarette in his mouth:142smilie

He smoked during the changeovers:142smilie:142smilie ...And he actually drank beer between the two matches:mj07:

And yes this happened, it happened in front of at least 300 people, and it was hilarious.:142smilie

Total games won by both sisters.........3 games:mj07::mj07::mj07:


Oh and one more thing.....Venus was number 1 in the world when the match took place:mj07::mj07::mj07:



An Aussy I played was there and told me this story first hand, I could not stop laughing. He said all the male tennis players in the crowd were rolling over laughing there ass off the entire match. Some guys guts were cramping because they were laughing so hard.:mj07:
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funny shit. no video of this?

what cellphones were out at this time?
 
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kickserv said:
When I was playing, I'd beat her easily.

Now.....it would be a battle but if I was losing I'd fake an injury and retire.
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What was your highest ranking in Canada and what was your best win ever?
 
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lowell said:
What was your highest ranking in Canada and what was your best win ever?
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9th

And I had no good wins, I sucked:mj07:




The highlight of my career was when I was at a tournament in Germany. I was in the locker room and Ivo Karlovic says "Hey dude can ya get me a towel?" He was standing naked in the shower and had forgotten to grab a towel. There were no towels left, he was screwed. He was buck naked and soaking wet and I was only other person in the entire locker room. I went outside and grabbed him a towel and brought it back to him. He was very thankful. That was my biggest win, I saved him, I came up huge and felt like a winner that day.

Side note: Karlovic was one big naked dude:scared
 
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Joker is -129 reduced right now, fed +119 at dimes. May as well let it ride. Fed played great, served fantastic. I would like to see him give it one more go here but good luck, joke not playing too bad himself, both had 76% 1st serve!, should be another good final.
 
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Better than what the banks offer. And Serena is usually dead on to win.
 
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