Texas football scouting

[loungelizard]

Texas University Scouting report. (or is it Kansas)


Wayfroy P. Jackson: 6'6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest
prospectfrom Texas in the last ten years. Loves music. Will demand a
mini-cassette in his helmet. Holds world record for the most "you
knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfroy can print his
complete name.

Cletis Quinticious Jenkins: 6'3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state
scoring record out of Melrose High School, Charlotte, N.C. Also led the
state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked
at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm.

Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell: 6'1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler,
Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well.
Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change
colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red
brick".

Woodrow Lee Washington: 6'8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 3rd generation
welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother
claims Woodrow and child number 9 have same father. He has a
manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent
because "The dude
said something bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his
I.Q. as 20-20.

Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an
Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks
the N on Nebraska's helmets stands for "Nowledge", but still meets this
school's stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing number 32
jersey since it matches his score on his College Entrance Exam.

Tyrone "Python" Peoples: 6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a
pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other
9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of
intent
with six other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes
women and Cadillac's. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone
Company.


Note: School track coaches will use several of the above signees in the
track program. However, instead of using a starting gun at track
meets, they will be using a burglar alarm.

Just thought you guys should know.

LL

 

[fatdaddycool]

Dude,
Why the slam on Texas? You live in the "show-me-state" for Chrissakes. Give me a break. You know why all the birds fly upside down over Missouri.....cuz there isn't anything worth crapping on in that state. I am sure that all the prospects that Fla. puts out are top notch students. But whatever you say hoss.
You know I am not even originally from Texas and realize it has its problems but when guys from Missouri start attacking it...sheesh............we are talking about Missouri.....Missouri......not IL. or IN. but Missouri........Missouri,,.......are you kidding me.............................missouri?

that was my Allan Iverson impression

 

[loungelizard]

Yea, Just something a friend from texas sent me, your right, I should of put Missouri, but your wrong to, we do have alot to crap on here.

Peace
LL

 

[fatdaddycool]

LOL LL, was just playing it was funny but I had to give you some grief......lol.....cheers bro
FDC

 

[Felonious Monk]

Must be me but I didn't find any of that funny.

Stereotypical and racist if you want the truth. Maybe if you would have made it read "OKlahoma football recruiting" instead, since we are not especially fond of the educational institution of our neighboring state to the immediate north.

 

[ryson]

FDC/Monk -

this person lives in Missouri, take it for what it's worth. Not to give stuff to the fine Missouri folks on the site, I was just in Missouri/Kansas last week and for the life of me I cannot figure out why people live there. I am sure there are some things that a person just visting does not see....please clue me in. One thing I must say there is some money there, I have been doing biz there for about the last 6 mos. and the well is not running dry. If that is the case I understand.....stack your chips

just my .02

 

[TBONEZ0295]

I have a funny TEXAS story for "YA'LL"hehe actually its more like a
(happy,crazy,DUMB,blonde story)

I can never let anyone bash a TEXAS team till this day cuz of it............
When I left my first husband I was looking to make extra $$$$ supporting my kids on my own then and such. I fell into calling in bets for a bunch of guy friends of mine.I was like a runner making 10% either way win or lose.......It was an easy proposition just had to make phone calls.....Pick up money drop off $$$I watched them win and lose but the greed monster caught me when the guys had 4BIG winning weeks in a row thousands my prophit of course was decent but I wanted more it was the beginning of FB season so to be real honest I didn't know that there was 2 college TEXAS teams I called RAYMOND asked him for 1 BIG game he told me TEXAS A&M he told me to hit it hard and thats what I did I called the friend of mine (the book) told him I had a new player and told him the new guy was good for the cash I placed the bet nothing like diving in head first...........
I put TEXAS in not TEXAS A&M for $2500

The rest is history the guys of course laughed there a$$es off I was completely sick to my stomach and learned that day to listen COMPLETELY if I wanted to play......hehe I WON THE GAME Never saw the cash though a very good friend of mine had a very very bad week the book wanted his place of employment and stuff I couldn't do it He payed me what he had and I swallowed the rest we still remain friends and have good laughs over it and believe me when I tell you I have never made that mistake and can never and will never bash a TEXAS team

 

[no pepper]

ryson, where did you go? Did you try any of the places I told you about in St. Louis?

 

[ryson]

ryson, where did you go? Did you try any of the places I told you about in St. Louis?

NoPepper,

Did not make it to STL....still waiting for that trip, stuff happened. I was in KCM/KCK etc. Not a bad place just a little different. I have some things going with AB right now......so may be in STL shortly. I am not meaning to bust on MO/KS, just a very different place.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Nopepper,
Obviously, being Missouri and all, you will have to "show" ryson the places in the show me state to visit.

 

[ryson]

I went to watch the Royals last week and I must say it's a very nice ballpark.

 

[fatdaddycool]

yea,....well they sweep the streets in Germany every day too

 

[no pepper]

fdc, bean counter and myself threw a few suggestions his way in a thread from earlier this summer. I would be happy to hook up with ryson when he's in town and SHOW him around. especially if he's calling on AB :drinky:

Feel free to get my email from Jack and let me know in advance. There are plenty of goat ropers in Missouri; I don't dispute that. I overheard a conversation the other day at a fast food place, went like this:

"Yeah, my cousin bought six acres out by Taos. We'll be able to shoot anything that moves out there. If the game warden comes around we'll just tell him that the animal was sufferin' --starvin' to death--and we wuz just puttin him out of his misery."

Every place has good, bad and ugly if you look hard enough.

 

[bean counter]

i have lived in misery all my life only reason is family and friends. lake of the ozarks and mark twain lake kind of ease the pain but for entertainment value i think misery is horrible. that was some funny stuff about the birds. dont forget to come stand under the big piece of aluminum foil in st louis it amazes me how many people actually plan a family trip to st louis especially in the summer humidity is hideous.

 

[Captain Crunch]

I don't think anybody who lives in Missouri will tell you that it is the entertainment mecca of the world, but that their are some nice areas to visit, good reastaurants, and generally nice people ( we do have our exceptions). Alot of people say that St. Louis is "East Coast" and KC is " West Coast." I went to school at Mizzou in the early 80's and met quite a few people from St. Louis and their wasn't much difference, as far as could tell.

As far as a place to visit, here is one. I was just down there this weekend and if you ever go, be ready to have some fun. It is like "Mardi Gras" on water. This area is on the "Lake of the Ozarks." Some of the pix are a little crude, but this is what this site sells. (Best one I could find)



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