Texas Man Finds Hard Evidence Of Noah?s Flood While Digging In Aunt Sharon?s Garden

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It's official. The best scientific reports all begin with the words "Texas man." lol


A man digging in his aunt?s garden in East Texas has found hard evidence of Noah?s flood.

Wayne Propst made the historic discovery of snail fossils this week, which he immediately attributed to the Biblical deluge.

To gain scientific verification for his discovery, he sent an email about the find to self-proclaimed fossil expert Joe Taylor, a curator of the Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum, which states on its web page, ?We want to show you why we do not believe that the evolution theory or the millions of years concept is good science.?

To think that like he says that we have something in our yard that dated back to when God destroyed the earth. Aunt Sharon

Taylor immediately verified the fossils as remnants of God wrath? despite having never seeing them.

?From Noah?s flood to my front yard, how much better can it get,? cooed Propst to local TV station KYTX.

Armed with toothbrushes, Propst and his aunt Sharon have been sweeping the rest of the yard in search of other biblical artifacts.

?To think that like he says that we have something in our yard that dated back to when God destroyed the earth. I mean, how much better could anything be,? said aunt Sharon.

Peace! :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/texas-man-noahs-flood-fossils_uk_56edb0fce4b030d552ef666a?edition=uk
 

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That should shut up all the naysayers once and for all. :0074
 

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athiests are dumb. in this day and ago of technology you cant deny that god exists. lol. if we came from gorillas then why are their still gorillas lol.

I am a Christian,,Believe in God,,I have a friend that works at the zoo who is an atheist,,Every time he wants to argue I believe a man walked on water and rose from the dead I tell him to bring one of those monkeys he has trained to shave and talk ,,,Makes for in interesting conversation,,
 

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What is the point of this thread? It's worse than the stuff the boys posts. Cherryblastr, you're above this sort of thing.
 

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What is the point of this thread? It's worse than the stuff the boys posts. Cherryblastr, you're above this sort of thing.


The news story is great, I laughed, dumb religious fucks always brighten my day.

Love it.:00hour

Best thread of March 20th by far.



?To think that like he says that we have something in our yard that dated back to when God destroyed the earth. I mean, how much better could anything be,? said aunt Sharon.



That is gold right there, religion is awesome:mj07:
 
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The news story is great, I laughed, dumb religious fucks always brighten my day.

Love it.:00hour

Best thread of March 20th by far.



?To think that like he says that we have something in our yard that dated back to when God destroyed the earth. I mean, how much better could anything be,? said aunt Sharon.



That is gold right there, religion is awesome:mj07:

You're really getting on my nerves lately. To lump All religious people in with the tools in this made up story is absurd.
 

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To lump All religious people in with the tools in this made up story is absurd.



1. This story is true, it is not "made up" as you say.

http://www.cbs19.tv/story/31488856/tyler-man-says-he-found-fossils-from-noahs-flood

2. I did not "lump all religious people", I said "dumb religious fucks", when you think you found evidence of Noah?s Flood in your backyard you are a dumb religious fuck, that does not mean all people that believe in religion are stupid.

3. Calm down.
 

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You're really getting on my nerves lately. To lump All religious people in with the tools in this made up story is absurd.

I believe that you're missing the point of the story. First of all, nowhere does it intimate that ALL religious people believe what this man does. Secondly, it is NOT a "made up" story. What makes it so interesting/funny is the fact that there ARE individuals out there that think this way.

Peace! :)

[video]http://www.cbs19.tv/story/31488856/tyler-man-says-he-found-fossils-from-noahs-flood[/video]
 

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I believe that you're missing the point of the story. First of all, nowhere does it intimate that ALL religious people believe what this man does. Secondly, it is NOT a "made up" story. What makes it so interesting/funny is the fact that there ARE individuals out there that think this way.



Sixfive is a little fired up, he'll be fine, no worries. 6/5 totally missed the point, but it happens to the best of us.
 

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