I always refer to drinking whiskey straight out of the bottle as Texas Style! But this one really takes the cake.......to all my commrades in Texas, this is for you!
TEXAS STYLE
You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one.
For non-Arizona types..the container for this 'snuff' is very
large,flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his back jean pocket)
Prior to her trip to Arizona, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her
trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Western Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!
And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes!Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallup then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and
throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy? "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
:lol:
Bluemound Freak
TEXAS STYLE
You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one.
For non-Arizona types..the container for this 'snuff' is very
large,flat and round, and the cowboy carries it in his back jean pocket)
Prior to her trip to Arizona, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her
trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Western Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!
And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes!Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallup then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and
throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy? "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
:lol:
Bluemound Freak
