THANKSGIVING WITH FAMILY BUT I DONT KNOW ABOUT FRIENDS

beantownjim

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WELL BOYS HERE WE GO AGAIN 6 HOURS OF TORTURE WITH MY BROTHER IN LAW TOM.I LOVE MY SISTER BUT THE GUY SHE MARRIED IS LUCKY TO STILL BE AROUND IF HE SAYS ONE SMART ASS THING TO ME TODAY I MIGHT JUST SUCKER PUNCH THE GUY.EVERY THANKSGIVING ITS THE SAME OLD STORIES TOM TELLING EVERYBODY HOW MUCH MONEY HE MADE THIS YEAR AND HOW MANY VACATIONS HE IS GOING ON.IT GETS SO BAD EVEN MY SAINT OF A MOTHER HAS TO TELL TOM TO PLEASE SHUT THE F-CK UP AND YOU KNOW IRISH MOTHERS YES THE F-CK WORD IS USED :clap: I CAN HEAR IT NOW JIM HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKIING IN SWITZERLAND HE KNOWS GOD DAM WELL THAT I HAVENT BUT HE WANTS TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE A BIG SHOT IN FRONT OF FAMILY.WHY DOES HE ALWAYS ASK ME AND NOT MY OTHER BROTHER IN LAWS.LAST YEAR HE WENT CLIFF DIVING IN MEXICO AND OF COURSE HE SAYS JIM HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CLIFF DIVING IN MEXICO.I SWEAR TO GOD IF I MET THIS GUY IN A BAR AND DIDNT KNOW HIM I WOULD HAVE HIM ON THE FLOOR WITHIN 5 MINUTES I WAS ONCE GOING TO INVITE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN OVER BECAUSE I KNOW HE WOULDNT LISTEN TO THIS CRAP AND WOULD DOPE SLAP THE IDIOT.I AM TO NICE A GUY I JUST SAY O.K. TOM THATS NICE NOW PASS THE TURKEY.OH AND AGAIN I WILL HEAR JIM MAN YOU RETIRED YOUNG WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL YOUR TIME.I DONT HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL HIM I AM A SHUT IN AND I TALK TO A BUNCH OF NIT WITS AT MADJACKS FORUM COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I TOLD HIM I AM IN CONSTANT DISCUSSIONS WITH MY DOCTOR.OH REALLY JIM WHO IS YOUR DOCTOR MAYBE I KNOW HIM,WELL TOM THE DOCTOR I KNOW IS (DR. STRANGELOVE THE FAMOUS DR. STRANGLOVE FROM MADJACKS FORUM) BOYS I AM IN FOR A LONG THANKSGIVING DAY MY WIFE GETS A KICK OUT OF TOM AND SHE ENCOURAGES THIS GUY JUST TO GET ME PISSED OFF SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY.BOYS IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER LONG THANKSGIVING DAY FOR YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM BUT THANK GOD IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR FAMILY AND FRIENDS LETS JUST SAY FAMILY.THE ONLY POSITIVE I CAN THINK OF WITH TOM MY BROTHER IN LAW IS THAT HE IS A WHITE GUY.

HAVE A NICE THANKSGIVING FOLKS AND BET ALL YOU WANT ON THE INDY COLTS THERE WILL BE NO MAGIC THIS THANKSGIVING FOR THE LIONS (I GRIN WHEN PAYTON THROWS IT IN)
 

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The next time he starts in on a story just bore the hell out of him with your story on how you got ripped off by Lenny at Cascade. After he hears that story for about the 100th time he might get the hint. :142lmao:

Happy Thanksgiving
 

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Jim, Jim did you ever go muff diving
in Spain?, here try some stuffing
 

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beantownjim said:
MY WIFE GETS A KICK OUT OF TOM AND SHE ENCOURAGES THIS GUY JUST TO GET ME PISSED OFF SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY.QUOTE]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

The woman has certainly earned her wings.

:142lmao: KOD
 
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