BOYS I ONLY HAVE A HANDFULL OF GOOD FRIENDS O.K. I LIED I ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF GOOD FRIENDS.BUT YESTERDAY ONE OF MY PALSCAME TO ME WITH A TOUGH PROBLEM AND ASKED ME FOR MY ADVICE.I GREW UP WITH THIS KID WE USED TO PLAY STICK BALL,STREET HOCKEY,FOOTBALL ALL THE REALMEN SPORTS.WELL MY PAL PHIL THE BARBER IS CONCERNED THAT HIS WIFE IS MAKING HIS 7 YEAR OLD SON INTO A YUPPIE FAG.FIRST OFF HE PAYS 8 GRAND A YEAR TO SEND THIS LITTLE SISSY TO PRIVATE SCHOOL THIS IS REALLY STUPID SINCE PHIL ISNT MAKING BIG MONEY WORKING AS A BARTENDER.PHILS SON ISNT ALLOWED TO PLAY CONTACT SPORTS NO HOCKEY,FOOTBALL,NOT EVEN BASEBALL.HE CAN PLAY SOCCER ONLY AND GET THIS WHILE ALL THE OTHER KIDS GO OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND PHILS KID GOES HOME TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.JESUS CHRIST WHEN I WAS A KID IF YOU PLAYED ANY INSTRUMENT YOU GOT A BEATING.I HAD A NICE LONG TALK WITH PHIL AND THIS IS THE CONCLUSION I CAME UP WITH HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL.
I JUST TOLD PHIL HE HAS TO STEP IN AND TRY AND RESCUE HIS SON BEFORE ITS TO LATE.WHILE HIS WIFE ISNT AROUND TAKE HIM TO A PARK AND START LETTING HIM PLAY BALL WITH THE KIDS AND WHEN YOU GO HOME SHOW HIM PRO WRESTLING AND LET HIM BOUNCE OFF THE WALLS AND ACT LIKE A REAL KID.I ALSO TOLD HIM A WOMEN CAN TURN A SON INTO A FAG IF THERE ISNT A MAN AROUND TO STEER HIM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.WHEN I WAS A KID MY MOTHER DIDNT WANT ME TO PLAY FOOTBALL BUT I DID BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER KIDS WERE ITS PEER PRESSURE PHILS KID IS BEING PRESSURED INTO DOING FAG THINGS BY HIS MOTHER.I DIDNT WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO PHIL BECAUSE NO PARENT WANTS TO HEAR IT BUT I THINK MY ADVISE IS TO LATE LAST WEEKEND I SPENT AN HOUR OR 2 AT PHILS HOUSE AND I NOTICED HIS SON TWISTING AND TURNING LIKE A MENS FIGURE SKATER PHIL SAID HE WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND AND I PLAYED IT OFF LIKE O.K. PHIL BUT I REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A FAG ON YOUR HANDS.I KNOW KIDS LIKE TO TWIST AND TURN AND PLAY AROUND BUT THIS WAS FEMINE TWISTING AND TURNING.I TOLD PHIL I DONT THINK YOU WILL BE GOING TO MANY FOOTBALL GAMES IN THE FUTURE SO YOU CAN START ORDERING YOUR TICKETS NOW FOR WWW.STARSONICE.COM WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY TO THE KID HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.HE KNOWS HIS WIFE IS BABYING THE KID BUT HOW CAN HE STOP IT.
BOTTOM LINE I TOLD PHIL I AM NOT DEAR ABBY BUT HIS KID BETTER START DOING MORE MANLY THINGS OR ITS OVER.VIOLIN WHO THE F-CK PLAYS A VIOLIN I WAS GOING TO HELP PHIL OUT AND SMASH THE VIOLIN BUT PHIL SAID IT COST HIM 350 DOLLARS
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION PHILS SONS NAME IS (BRANDON) THIS FALLS INTO MY GAY YUPPIE NAMES OF 20TH CENTURY ALONG WITH (MAX,SAM,KODE,BRAD) ITS NOT EASY BREAKING THE NEWS TO A GOOD FRIEND BUT THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
I JUST TOLD PHIL HE HAS TO STEP IN AND TRY AND RESCUE HIS SON BEFORE ITS TO LATE.WHILE HIS WIFE ISNT AROUND TAKE HIM TO A PARK AND START LETTING HIM PLAY BALL WITH THE KIDS AND WHEN YOU GO HOME SHOW HIM PRO WRESTLING AND LET HIM BOUNCE OFF THE WALLS AND ACT LIKE A REAL KID.I ALSO TOLD HIM A WOMEN CAN TURN A SON INTO A FAG IF THERE ISNT A MAN AROUND TO STEER HIM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.WHEN I WAS A KID MY MOTHER DIDNT WANT ME TO PLAY FOOTBALL BUT I DID BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER KIDS WERE ITS PEER PRESSURE PHILS KID IS BEING PRESSURED INTO DOING FAG THINGS BY HIS MOTHER.I DIDNT WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO PHIL BECAUSE NO PARENT WANTS TO HEAR IT BUT I THINK MY ADVISE IS TO LATE LAST WEEKEND I SPENT AN HOUR OR 2 AT PHILS HOUSE AND I NOTICED HIS SON TWISTING AND TURNING LIKE A MENS FIGURE SKATER PHIL SAID HE WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND AND I PLAYED IT OFF LIKE O.K. PHIL BUT I REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A FAG ON YOUR HANDS.I KNOW KIDS LIKE TO TWIST AND TURN AND PLAY AROUND BUT THIS WAS FEMINE TWISTING AND TURNING.I TOLD PHIL I DONT THINK YOU WILL BE GOING TO MANY FOOTBALL GAMES IN THE FUTURE SO YOU CAN START ORDERING YOUR TICKETS NOW FOR WWW.STARSONICE.COM WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY TO THE KID HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.HE KNOWS HIS WIFE IS BABYING THE KID BUT HOW CAN HE STOP IT.
BOTTOM LINE I TOLD PHIL I AM NOT DEAR ABBY BUT HIS KID BETTER START DOING MORE MANLY THINGS OR ITS OVER.VIOLIN WHO THE F-CK PLAYS A VIOLIN I WAS GOING TO HELP PHIL OUT AND SMASH THE VIOLIN BUT PHIL SAID IT COST HIM 350 DOLLARS
OH I FORGOT TO MENTION PHILS SONS NAME IS (BRANDON) THIS FALLS INTO MY GAY YUPPIE NAMES OF 20TH CENTURY ALONG WITH (MAX,SAM,KODE,BRAD) ITS NOT EASY BREAKING THE NEWS TO A GOOD FRIEND BUT THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
