This past weekend I went to North Carolina to do some golfing and attended a wedding of a good friend of mine. The wedding was on Sunday afternoon, so Saturday night, a bunch of us got together to take out the husband to be. Seeing that it was his second marriage there wasn?t much of a bachelor party planned, we just decided to go to the local adult nightclub. We are there a couple of hours and my friend?s brother who I will call Bill, is starting to feel the couple of rum and cokes he had. Not being a big drinker, and being 61 years old he is feeling pretty good. He starts flirting with one of the dancers and he is tipping her pretty well. During her dance she takes of her panties (she has a g-string on) and hits him in the face. Bill holds on to them until she is done with her dance set. She comes to get her panties and he wants to buy them from her. They negotiate a price, and Bill pays $50 for her panties. She then takes them folds them over to look like Mickey Mouse ears and pins them on his head. At this point the rest of us realize that these things must have been submerged in a vat of perfume for a month. Our eyes are watering from how strong the perfume is. He is sitting there all proud as he is wearing these things on his head. About an hour later, and 3 more rum and cokes later, his lady of desire comes back on stage for another set. She is going through her dance routine and Bill is tipping her like there is no tomorrow, still wearing the mouse eared panties on his head. As most of you know in most of these clubs there is a poll that goes from floor to ceiling that the dancers climb up and slide down on. Well during her second dance she climbs up the poll, and all of a sudden Bill yells out ?I love you?. Of course it is very noisy so she doesn?t hear him, She looks over and says, ?What did you say? He starts to yell it out again as she starts sliding down the poll. As he starts to tell her how much he loves her, his dentures fly out of his mouth across the stage just in time for the dancer to come down the poll and step on them, breaking them in two. Now Bill has come to the realization that he has had too much to drink, he has made a complete fool out of himself and his dentures are broke. Bill now wants to go home. So there we are at 2:00 A.M. walking out of the club with Bill who has his broken dentures in one hand, and the panties he bought for $50 still pinned to the top of his head. We all go back to the hotel and we realize that Bill doesn?t even remember that the panties are pinned to his head. He starts talking to us about what he is going to say to his wife about how his dentures got broke. He makes up a story and wants us all to back him up if his wife asks us about it the next day. Being the good sports that we are, we agree to back up his story. Bill walks down the hall to his room, panties pinned to his head, and walks into his room. 5 minutes later all you can hear is his wife screaming at him from the other side of the door.
As terrible as this may sound, I have been laughing about it since Saturday.
Anyone else have any good bachelor party stories?
As terrible as this may sound, I have been laughing about it since Saturday.
Anyone else have any good bachelor party stories?
