The Boston Bungler has come home to roost, huh?

Father Ryan

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James, James, James........

After receiving a call from your poor mother, all I could do, was shake my head.

She had told me how Jack had let you back in the doors of this great forum, yet like the ungrateful cur that you are, you still act like a spoiled little shit. (Forgive me, Father.) You have embarrassed your family in every venue known sports handicapping on the net, and been kicked out of all of them. Your mother was sick to her stomach when she called me, and I think she was imbibing, again. (What did the doctors at St Elizabeth's tell you about how your actions affected her drinking?)

I had heard that you were back at Mad Jack's, but decided to stay at places that were free of you. You were bad for my Catholic disposition, my son. But, when your mom called this morning, I knew it was urgent. (She called on my private "bookies only" line.) She said you were back to "runnin' down the colored folk" again. (Her words....not mine.) Sure enough, I read the thread she mentioned, and you are back to wearing the extra large dunce cap!

James, it is bad enough that you stole your dad's union pension check out of his mailbox, to make the rent. It is bad enough that your mom has to take more prescription medication than Elvis ever did, because of you. It is even bad that you need more of a beating than the church, your parents, or the guys down at 119 Merrimac, and Boston Ramrod gave you. But, we are out of options, my son.

You are a lost soul, and I truly believe that there is no salvation to be had for you, James.

You seem to have suckered a couple of unsupecting dupes into another "free shot" at money here at Jack's, with another one of your famous "take my gamble" schemes. These poor souls will wake up a little wiser in the near future. You remind me of the James Woods charactor in "Casino". Always running a scam, and never getting any wiser.

A lot of things will slide in this world, but making slight of other races, will never float. I know you wish we still lived in the 30's, but we don't, James.

Now, when you are bussing tables at Legal's tonight, and swilling the last pull off of empty beer bottles, try to get some perspective on your shallow life........ Your mother deserves better.

By the way......you are still not welcome in the church. Cardinal Law will forgive most sins, but he will not tollerate yours!

Go in His peace,

Father Ryan

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Felonious Monk

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Hello Father, nice of you to stop by.

Although BeantownJim's controversial posts have been discussed ad nauseum, we've found no more of a plausible solution as the Church hierarchy has in covering their sex scandals. Don't take that the wrong way Father, I'm a little short on metaphors. :D

Keeping in mind that pre-marital sex is offlimits between males and females in the Church circles, I am under the assumption that "James" is only seeking an outlet for his homosexuality here at Madjack's, knowing that mostly men hang out here, kosar being the exception.

Nevertheless, the issue needs to be addressed and I'm hoping that your voice will be heard and justice will prevail.

Here's to keeping it real Father!

Regards,


Felonious Monk
Grand Chantmaster, Texas Legion


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beantownjim

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JACK i just want to apologize to your forum for this nut case father ryan this guy is a fake because the real father ryan wouldnt have talked this kind about me.my wife does so much volenteer work for st. marys church teaches c.c.d clases every wednesday night for free shes active in all the bingo games man im telling you guys the real father ryan is not a nice man.on more than one occasion i have said hey father we all know about the scam your running here with your bingo games and your bake sales and all these other so called charity events how about putting my wife on the payroll.father ryan almost fell out of his chair when i said this i said its a good thing im a good catholic father ryan or i would have the wise guys down here shaking a little pay off money out of you im really to nice to this guy i do it for my wife.he tries to tell me all donations go to remodeling the church yeh right father and all my side money goes to my wife who the f-ck does he think hes talking to some jerk off on the street i know where the money goes but im to much of a gentleman to say.father ryan also had the balls to ask me if i wanted to drive the church bus for the elderly once a month on a sunday my wife said sure jim will do it what time father ryan.we leave at 10 am sunday morning and we arrive back at st.marys at 7pm i got bullshit and went down to see my pal i said listen father ryan i dont interupt your sunday morning mass so dont interupt my sunday morning golf game end of story no bus rides.the balls of these people in the catholic church they want everthing for nothing im trying to get my wife to quit but she wont she loves st.marys i guess they were really nice to her when her father passed away.:nono: :nono:

IM FROM THE OLD SCHOOL A DAYS PAY FOR A DAYS WORK TELL THAT TO THE REAL FATHER RYAN NOT THIS PHONY WHO FOLLOWS ME FROM FORUM TO FORUM:moon:
 

Felonious Monk

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Dude, I don't mean to play Grammar Police here but you could certainly benefit in the wonders of a good old fashion spell-check every now and then.

Your incoherent fragments are nauseating in the worst way. Sorry for the rant there Jimbo but I figured you needed to know this.
 

kosar

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Blue Chip,

LOL...yeah, maybe the Barney Fife version of the 'grammar police'.

Monk, do have anything else other than 'gay barbs'? Your last 24 shots at me have had homosexual connotations. Weak, brotha, very weak! And slightly odd, if you know what I mean.


"Keeping in mind that pre-marital sex is offlimits between males and females in the Church circles, I am under the assumption that "James" is only seeking an outlet for his homosexuality here at Madjack's, knowing that mostly men hang out here, kosar being the exception."

Good one.
 

yyz

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Could the "my dick's bigger than yours" society please draw a truce?

It's one thing to bicker about something that you actually disagree about, but these continual, petty pot-shots, are getting ridiculous!

Will someone be man enough to let it go?
 
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