A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
where she selected:a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, adrunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmlystated, "You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she wasintrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularlyunusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to hermarital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
where she selected:a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, adrunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmlystated, "You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she wasintrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularlyunusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to hermarital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
