A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them. While I was rooting around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle
of the cow's rear end. That's when I made my BIG mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!""
"I don't remember much after that....."
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them. While I was rooting around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle
of the cow's rear end. That's when I made my BIG mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!""
"I don't remember much after that....."
LOL:lol2