All these overpriced mattresses and pillows. Three of every 10 commercials are for some overpriced mattress or that fuckng MyPillow. Fuck that guy and his pillow.
Honest to god, it's sleeping, it isn't that hard. When you are tired you will fall asleep. I fell asleep driving a car once, you know why? Because I was tired, not because I had some super comfort, body form fitting, pillow top driver's seat, it's because I was tired.
People are spending thousands on this shit and it's just a waste of money. That flip, fold, contort, feather top, foam top, vibrating, overpriced piece of shit won't help you sleep any better. Why do you think they spend so much on advertising them? Because they are making a killing on people spending so much money on them.
I'm sure someone here will tell me how they bought one and it's changed their life, but all it changed was your bank account.
Nobody will ever be able to top organized religion when it comes to fleecing people out of their money, but these mattress people are making a good run at it.
Honest to god, it's sleeping, it isn't that hard. When you are tired you will fall asleep. I fell asleep driving a car once, you know why? Because I was tired, not because I had some super comfort, body form fitting, pillow top driver's seat, it's because I was tired.
People are spending thousands on this shit and it's just a waste of money. That flip, fold, contort, feather top, foam top, vibrating, overpriced piece of shit won't help you sleep any better. Why do you think they spend so much on advertising them? Because they are making a killing on people spending so much money on them.
I'm sure someone here will tell me how they bought one and it's changed their life, but all it changed was your bank account.
Nobody will ever be able to top organized religion when it comes to fleecing people out of their money, but these mattress people are making a good run at it.
