I'm a West Coast boy.
I grew up dreading the yearly visits of the Habs.
Every year this team would roll into Vancouver for their regular stomping of our local boys.
Every year the world?s most annoying fan, the Habs fan. Would go into his closet and root out the tattered old "blue, blanc, et rouge".
He would wear his colors to work for a week before the game and tell anybody who couldn't get away, "I've always been a Habs fan, you know!! No team is good like Les Habitant".
Then they would go to the game and the few of us who were actually there to see the home team win would instead be treated to yet another crushing victory by the Canadians and yet another sea of faithful "always been a Habs fan". They would pat each other on the back and share that special bond only Habs fan has for Habs fan.
Habs fan didn't lower himself to argue about which team is best. If the question came up he would just look at you with a little pity and launch into the "always been a Habs fan" number. As a matter of fact the only thing that could get Habs fan worked up was if somebody said they were a bigger fan or had liked the Habs longer, or worse... if somebody accused Habs fan of just recently jumping on the bandwagon. Look out those were fighting words.
It used to be so fun to hate the Habs. They team was good, and arrogant. Their fans always stood out like a pimple on prom night.
Then tragedy struck. The hockey world was turned upside down. The Habs got bad! I mean they got downright terrible at times. Habs fan quietly put his jersey away.
The team was hit by bad luck regularly. They regularly had more injuries than soccer has pansies.
They added Saku Koivu. I mean how can you hate a team with Koivu as their captain?
How can you hate a team that is always losing? How can you hate a team that is always hurt?
I found I had no outlet for my anger anymore. Montreal would come to town and Vancouver would win. Habs fan would just quietly go home after the game. I had nobody to grumble at when I was sitting in the beer garden.
I was out of balance, my shakras were misarranged.
Montreal and Boston fixed all that.
Habs fan is back!!!!
Everywhere you go in Canada the birds are singing, the sun is shining and you can hear the chorus "I've always been a Habs fan" once again.
It?s once again OK to hate the Habs.
I grew up dreading the yearly visits of the Habs.
Every year this team would roll into Vancouver for their regular stomping of our local boys.
Every year the world?s most annoying fan, the Habs fan. Would go into his closet and root out the tattered old "blue, blanc, et rouge".
He would wear his colors to work for a week before the game and tell anybody who couldn't get away, "I've always been a Habs fan, you know!! No team is good like Les Habitant".
Then they would go to the game and the few of us who were actually there to see the home team win would instead be treated to yet another crushing victory by the Canadians and yet another sea of faithful "always been a Habs fan". They would pat each other on the back and share that special bond only Habs fan has for Habs fan.
Habs fan didn't lower himself to argue about which team is best. If the question came up he would just look at you with a little pity and launch into the "always been a Habs fan" number. As a matter of fact the only thing that could get Habs fan worked up was if somebody said they were a bigger fan or had liked the Habs longer, or worse... if somebody accused Habs fan of just recently jumping on the bandwagon. Look out those were fighting words.
It used to be so fun to hate the Habs. They team was good, and arrogant. Their fans always stood out like a pimple on prom night.
Then tragedy struck. The hockey world was turned upside down. The Habs got bad! I mean they got downright terrible at times. Habs fan quietly put his jersey away.
The team was hit by bad luck regularly. They regularly had more injuries than soccer has pansies.
They added Saku Koivu. I mean how can you hate a team with Koivu as their captain?
How can you hate a team that is always losing? How can you hate a team that is always hurt?
I found I had no outlet for my anger anymore. Montreal would come to town and Vancouver would win. Habs fan would just quietly go home after the game. I had nobody to grumble at when I was sitting in the beer garden.
I was out of balance, my shakras were misarranged.
Montreal and Boston fixed all that.
Habs fan is back!!!!
Everywhere you go in Canada the birds are singing, the sun is shining and you can hear the chorus "I've always been a Habs fan" once again.
It?s once again OK to hate the Habs.