The Super Bowl; No Fairytales, Just Cold Hard Reality

[Englishman]

The media will love the NE storylines, the Amen-Dola vids (which I love, by the way), the supermodels, the Patriot lore of Bill and TB12...Kraft, Trump, Brady, Gronk, Giselle ...blah blah blah.

None of this will make one shred of difference. The world doesn't work like this in reality. Cold hard logic needs to be used here. We are not here to fall in love, we are here to be on the winning side.

Make no mistake about this, and as bizarre as it seems to write this, but....

Late on Sunday evening, EST, Nick Foles will be standing at midfield in Minneapolis holding the SB trophy.

This game will be won by an immense PHI D and an O that will not beat itself with stupid turnovers.

PHI ML +170 (Bet365.com)

 

[WHIP]

Dilly Dilly!

Dilly Dilly!

The media will love the NE storylines, the Amen-Dola vids (which I love, by the way), the supermodels, the Patriot lore of Bill and TB12...Kraft, Trump, Brady, Gronk, Giselle ...blah blah blah.

None of this will make one shred of difference. The world doesn't work like this in reality. Cold hard logic needs to be used here. We are not here to fall in love, we are here to be on the winning side.

Make no mistake about this, and as bizarre as it seems to write this, but....

Late on Sunday evening, EST, Nick Foles will be standing at midfield in Minneapolis holding the SB trophy.

This game will be won by an immense PHI D and an O that will not beat itself with stupid turnovers.

PHI ML +170 (Bet365.com)

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[Englishman]

For us old timers.....

For us old timers.....

This game, for some reason reminds me of the 1988 SB. A great QB tamed by a big, fast dominating D and the QB who is steady and trustworthy.

John Elway was the TB of his day.

Eagles win 35-18. Which will be very handy since I will then win $6,000 on my square in our pool at work.

By the way, in TB12's book on nutrition (please, stop sniggering...), the claptrap and pseudoscience BS is genuinely funny. deciphering ph levels (not affected by anything we eat, according too actual scientists), Himalayan pink salt (I'm not making this up...Tommy is, but I'm not!), avoiding eggplant and tomatoes, no coffee, alcohol, fungus? Marketing a drink that "protects your brain from the consequences of brain-related trauma". All cooked up by God12 with the help of a guy who has been prosecuted for impersonating a medical doctor and investigated by the FTC.

Is there just no end to hucksterism and lame conmen....Joel Olsteen, learn at the knee of the master - TB12.

I can't wait for the next series on investing advice, curing erectile dysfunction and hemorriods, reversing global warming and how to avoid earth's annihilation via a rouge asteroid.

And if he could throw out a few tips on how to handle unstable menopausal women, it would be greatly appreciated Tom.

We are just so lucky to be in the presence of a latter day Leonardo Da Vinci.

 

[Englishman]

Oh, I've just noticed that the "TB12 Nutritional Manual" can be purchased for for the bargain price of only $200. Hurry, while supplies last.