...no, I don't have any children, but got this from a friend of mine and it's pretty damn funny.
#5 is obviously my favorite!!!!
The Top 15 Signs You Take Your Children's Sports Too Seriously
15> To get her to sign a letter of intent to join the T-ball team
you coach, you comply with your daughter's request to shout
repeatedly, "Show me the ice cream!"
14> You abstain from having sex the night before your kid's games.
13> Your daughter got demoted from the varsity lacrosse team after you threatened a "Sports Illustrated For Kids" reporter.
12> Your behavior at your child's events has been publicly
condemned by John and Patsy Ramsey.
11> You interrupt that "You have the right to remain silent" crap
with, "Did the ref have the right to make that friggin' call?!"
10> Todd Marinovich refers to you as "dad."
9> In your zeal to impress the other parents, you didn't think
about the years of therapy 10-year-old Mary would need after
you forced her to yank off her jersey after the big win.
8> None of your co-workers seems to be interested in joining your T-Ball fantasy league.
7> Thanks to your little home surgery spine removal, your son
now has the smallest strike zone in Little League.
6> After that debacle with your own little Bobby, Jr., you decide
to take out a second mortgage to buy "Kobe sperm" on eBay.
5> "I don't care if you won the game -- NO pizza for anyone
unless you cover the point spread!"
4> You knock out a few of his teeth so he'll look "like a real
hockey player."
3> It's months before your son's Lil' Tykes football league
opener, but you're already itching to try out that Bobby
Knight soiled toilet paper motivational technique.
2> After his dismal season, you trade your son for the Anderson's
kid and a power tool to be named later.
and the Number 1 Sign You Take
Your Children's Sports Too Seriously...
1> Your new game strategy wouldn't be quite so disgusting if
your wife were actually *attracted* to the referee.
:weed:
#5 is obviously my favorite!!!!
The Top 15 Signs You Take Your Children's Sports Too Seriously
15> To get her to sign a letter of intent to join the T-ball team
you coach, you comply with your daughter's request to shout
repeatedly, "Show me the ice cream!"
14> You abstain from having sex the night before your kid's games.
13> Your daughter got demoted from the varsity lacrosse team after you threatened a "Sports Illustrated For Kids" reporter.
12> Your behavior at your child's events has been publicly
condemned by John and Patsy Ramsey.
11> You interrupt that "You have the right to remain silent" crap
with, "Did the ref have the right to make that friggin' call?!"
10> Todd Marinovich refers to you as "dad."
9> In your zeal to impress the other parents, you didn't think
about the years of therapy 10-year-old Mary would need after
you forced her to yank off her jersey after the big win.
8> None of your co-workers seems to be interested in joining your T-Ball fantasy league.
7> Thanks to your little home surgery spine removal, your son
now has the smallest strike zone in Little League.
6> After that debacle with your own little Bobby, Jr., you decide
to take out a second mortgage to buy "Kobe sperm" on eBay.
5> "I don't care if you won the game -- NO pizza for anyone
unless you cover the point spread!"
4> You knock out a few of his teeth so he'll look "like a real
hockey player."
3> It's months before your son's Lil' Tykes football league
opener, but you're already itching to try out that Bobby
Knight soiled toilet paper motivational technique.
2> After his dismal season, you trade your son for the Anderson's
kid and a power tool to be named later.
and the Number 1 Sign You Take
Your Children's Sports Too Seriously...
1> Your new game strategy wouldn't be quite so disgusting if
your wife were actually *attracted* to the referee.
:weed:
