WELL BOYS I FINALLY WENT FOR AN INTERVIEW FOR A NEW JOB AND AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT I PROBABLY WONT GET IT.MY WIFE CONVINCED ME TO APPLY FOR A CUSTODIAN JOB AT A LOCAL SCHOOL THE HOURS ARE GREAT 4-11.JACK I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR MEMBERS CALLING ME A CUSTODIAN INSTEAD OF A JANITOR I SPOKE TO A COUPLE OF LOCAL JANITORS AND THEY TOLD ME THE WHITE GUYS ARE CUSTODIANS AND THE BLACK GUYS ARE JANITORS SO BOYS THIS RULE CAME ALONG A LONG TIME BEFORE I APPLIED FOR THE POSITION.ITS GOING TO BE A TOUGH JOB WITH A LOT OF BRAIN WORK I WAS ASKED 3 QUESTIONS AND I THINK I PASSED.
QUESTION 1 (JIM IF A STUDENT SPILLS HIS MILK ON THE FLOOR WHAT DO YOU USE TO CLEAN IT UP) MULTIPULE CHOICE
A.YOU USE ANOTHER CHILDS NEW SWEATER
B. YOU GET THE FATEST KID IN THE CLASS TO DRINK IT WITH A STRAW
C. YOU CALL DOWN THE COLORED JANITOR TO MOP IT UP WHILE YOU SUPERVISE
C. IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
JIM ONE OF THE 2ND GRADERS HAD AN ACCIDENT IN THE BOYS ROOM A #2 ON THE FLOOR WHAT DO YOU DO
A. SWEEP IT IN THE CORNER AND HOPE THE PROBLEM GOES AWAY IN TIME
B. TAKE IT OUTSIDE AND USE IT FOR FURTILIZER ON THE GRASS
C. CALL THE COLORED JANITOR AND LET HIM PICK IT UP AND MOP THE FLOOR.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C.
BOYS YOU SEE THIS IS AN EASY JOB NOW THE BIG PROBLEM I AM SEEING AS OF JULY 1ST.THERE IS GOING TO BE HUNDREDS OF GUYS APPLYING FOR MY JOB WITH THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE GOING ON STRIKE.IF YOU WERE A BOSS WHO WOULD YOU HIRE TO BE YOUR NEXT JANITOR
BEANTOWNJIM WHITE CAUCASIAN MALE LOOKING TO HAVE A MANAGERS POSITION I DONT LIKE TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY I LIKE TO GIVE ORDERS INSTEAD.I AM A FIRM BOSS AND I WONT ALLOW THESE OVERPAYED JANITORS FROM THE NBA ANY SLACK.PLEASE ALLOW ME TO BE THE BOSS.
ALLEN IVERSON I AM A NIGERIAN BASKETBALL PLAYER ON STRIKE I ONLY MADE 85 MILLION THE LAST 6 YEARS I AM UNDERPAYED.I WANT TO BE A JANITOR BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I WAS TAUGHT AT GEORGETOWN UNNIVERSITY WHERE I GOTS ME A COLLEGE EDUCATION.IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO ALLOW BEANTOWNJIM TO GIVE ME ORDERS I RESPECT THIS MAN HE IS NOT RACIST AS REPORTED EARLIER HERE AT MADJACKS.SO WHEN I GO ON STRIKE JULY 1ST I CAN GRAB A MOP AND GO TO WORK FOR BEANTOWNJIM THE NEXT DAY.
BOYS I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE (BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST HE IS A REALIST) SIGNED ALLAN IVERSON BEANTOWNJIMS FRIEND (O.K. ALLAN KNOCK OFF ALL THE BULLSH-T GO GET A MOP AND CLEAN THAT CAFETERIA BEFORE I HIRE LEBRON JAMES INSTEAD)
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR JANITOR WAS LEBRON JAMES,ALLAN IVERSON,SHAWN KEMP, OR BEANTOWNJIM WHO WOULD YOU HAND A MOP TO FIRST
QUESTION 1 (JIM IF A STUDENT SPILLS HIS MILK ON THE FLOOR WHAT DO YOU USE TO CLEAN IT UP) MULTIPULE CHOICE
A.YOU USE ANOTHER CHILDS NEW SWEATER
B. YOU GET THE FATEST KID IN THE CLASS TO DRINK IT WITH A STRAW
C. YOU CALL DOWN THE COLORED JANITOR TO MOP IT UP WHILE YOU SUPERVISE
C. IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
JIM ONE OF THE 2ND GRADERS HAD AN ACCIDENT IN THE BOYS ROOM A #2 ON THE FLOOR WHAT DO YOU DO
A. SWEEP IT IN THE CORNER AND HOPE THE PROBLEM GOES AWAY IN TIME
B. TAKE IT OUTSIDE AND USE IT FOR FURTILIZER ON THE GRASS
C. CALL THE COLORED JANITOR AND LET HIM PICK IT UP AND MOP THE FLOOR.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C.
BOYS YOU SEE THIS IS AN EASY JOB NOW THE BIG PROBLEM I AM SEEING AS OF JULY 1ST.THERE IS GOING TO BE HUNDREDS OF GUYS APPLYING FOR MY JOB WITH THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE GOING ON STRIKE.IF YOU WERE A BOSS WHO WOULD YOU HIRE TO BE YOUR NEXT JANITOR
BEANTOWNJIM WHITE CAUCASIAN MALE LOOKING TO HAVE A MANAGERS POSITION I DONT LIKE TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY I LIKE TO GIVE ORDERS INSTEAD.I AM A FIRM BOSS AND I WONT ALLOW THESE OVERPAYED JANITORS FROM THE NBA ANY SLACK.PLEASE ALLOW ME TO BE THE BOSS.
ALLEN IVERSON I AM A NIGERIAN BASKETBALL PLAYER ON STRIKE I ONLY MADE 85 MILLION THE LAST 6 YEARS I AM UNDERPAYED.I WANT TO BE A JANITOR BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I WAS TAUGHT AT GEORGETOWN UNNIVERSITY WHERE I GOTS ME A COLLEGE EDUCATION.IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO ALLOW BEANTOWNJIM TO GIVE ME ORDERS I RESPECT THIS MAN HE IS NOT RACIST AS REPORTED EARLIER HERE AT MADJACKS.SO WHEN I GO ON STRIKE JULY 1ST I CAN GRAB A MOP AND GO TO WORK FOR BEANTOWNJIM THE NEXT DAY.
BOYS I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE (BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST HE IS A REALIST) SIGNED ALLAN IVERSON BEANTOWNJIMS FRIEND (O.K. ALLAN KNOCK OFF ALL THE BULLSH-T GO GET A MOP AND CLEAN THAT CAFETERIA BEFORE I HIRE LEBRON JAMES INSTEAD)
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR JANITOR WAS LEBRON JAMES,ALLAN IVERSON,SHAWN KEMP, OR BEANTOWNJIM WHO WOULD YOU HAND A MOP TO FIRST
