1.Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
2.Impotence:Nature's way of saying,"No hard feelings".
3.The proctologist called,they found your head.
4.Save your breath....You'll need it to blow up your date.
5.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
6.WANTED:Meaningful overnight relationship.
7.Try not to let your mind wander.It is too small to be out by itself.
8.Guys,just because you have one,doesn't mean you have to become one.
9.Don't like my driving?Then quit watching me.
10.Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Anyone notice any others?
2.Impotence:Nature's way of saying,"No hard feelings".
3.The proctologist called,they found your head.
4.Save your breath....You'll need it to blow up your date.
5.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
6.WANTED:Meaningful overnight relationship.
7.Try not to let your mind wander.It is too small to be out by itself.
8.Guys,just because you have one,doesn't mean you have to become one.
9.Don't like my driving?Then quit watching me.
10.Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Anyone notice any others?
