Things you hve broken while watching a game

[$portsInvestor]

Was reading "thadchr" post in the NCAAB thread and he states

(P.S. - For a welcome laugh, I broke a good 1/3 of a bag of pretzals during overtime chucking them at the TV and the wall. You can imagine some shattering. I've got some cleaning up in the morning. :142smilie )

I did something similar today by punching the microwave top :sadwave: when my team went to OT and made a big dent in it. Have to buy a new one tomorrow :mj07:

Im sure you guys have broken stuff too,feel free to share

 

[hedgehog]

remote controls, phone :scared thats it...nothing lately, I bet small so this will not happen:sadwave: now all I do is cuss when something bad happens and I am on the other side on the game...:142smilie

was it Iowa vs Michigan? :mj07: we got lucky to hit Iowa after it went to OT...:shrug:

 

[RollTide72]

One of the panels in my bedroom door is knocked out due to a punch I gave it when the Colts were trailing the Patsies 21-3 in the 2006 AFC Championship. :scared

 

[hedgehog]

One of the panels in my bedroom door is knocked out due to a punch I gave it when the Colts were trailing the Patsies 21-3 in the 2006 AFC Championship. :scared

in my younger days, I put a hole in a door when I got beat by 1 point in the fantasy football playoffs after Tony Gonzalez fell into the end zone, I thought he was down, still think he was down, sold the house with the door cracked:scared nobody ever asked about it...now I just cuss when things go bad:142smilie

 

[bleedingpurple]

I was 10 years old and the Vikings were 3 - 13 that year.. Vikings hit a game winning fg as time expired to beat the Buccanears and I went ape shit happy.. I spiked my nerf football and it knocked one of my mother's favorite lamps off a table and it ended it up in about 12 pieces.. That ball hitting the lamp and lamp hitting the ground was all slow motion.. Mom was not home and dad super glued that bad boy. It worked for about 3 weeks then I was at my cousin's home and my mother called me and told me that my dad was coming to get me and that my ass was grounded and she hung up the phone.. I didn't know why until he picked me up.. He had to spill the beans and she was just as pist at him for trying to cover it up.. Got to love dad he always has my back.. Mom still brings this up from time to time.. Still calls us 2 dummies. Hey at least I was 10.:shrug: :mj07:

 

[bleedingpurple]

One more thing I did... My parents had a wood furnace. My dad would chainsaw the wood and my job was to split it and stack it.. He knew to have a bunch of wood ready for splitting by Sunday because when the Vikings lost, I was a wood splitting muther fucker. That used to get some of it out of me. Now you guys wonder why I am such a fanatic...

 

[Livin'tillthEnd]

my then gf (now wife's) bed...

my then gf (now wife's) bed...

Was watching the Pats/G-men SB. Tyree's catch and then Buress' td catch was too much to take. Took a running leap, swan dive onto the bed while yelling and broke 1 of the panels underneath. The panel itself cost me 3x more than the damn game.
12 months later the bed still wasn't worth a damn and had to buy a new, much more expensive one:sadwave:

 

[$portsInvestor]

was it Iowa vs Michigan? :mj07: we got lucky to hit Iowa after it went to OT...:shrug:

no it was the bradley game .......Had +2.5 and they were down 2 with 5 secs left and tied it up,then fell asleep in OT. But that microwave had it coming :mj07: cuz i lost northeastern by 1 point too and the east in the allstar game gave up a 9 point lead on sunday to only win by 2,i had 2.5 (some bad beats) :sadwave:

 

[airportis]

Was watching the Pats/G-men SB. Tyree's catch and then Buress' td catch was too much to take. Took a running leap, swan dive onto the bed while yelling and broke 1 of the panels underneath. The panel itself cost me 3x more than the damn game.
12 months later the bed still wasn't worth a damn and had to buy a new, much more expensive one:sadwave:

Lmao. Oh man that made me crack up.

 

[kickserv]

1993 NHL playoffs....game 7.....overtime....and this happens:


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When Nikolai Borschevsky scored I jumped up and smacked my hand in ceiling breaking three fingers:scared


Was well worth it.....I'd break both my arms and legs for a Leaf playoff victory:00hour


Note: Canadian actor Mike Myers named his dog Borschevsky because of this goal

 

[dawgball]

I threw a small footstool into the wall (literally) during the Music City Miracle. Was the last game left and broke up a 5-teamer.

I hated the freaking Titans then up until I moved here 6 years ago.

Now I love them little bastids! :00hour

 

[hedgehog]

I have broken about 5 remotes over the years, because of fantasy football and losing a bet or two:142smilie guess I need anger management classes:scared

 

[jr11]

Snapped a Motorola Flip Phone in half many years ago. Monday night football game, not sure who was playing Miami, bad weather, I had the under I think it was like 33. The score was 30-0 Miami, and they were at the 25 or so, trying to run the clock out when Conrad ran up the middle got stuck and bounced it outside for a TD. I mean come on, Conrad?

MOON River

 

[The Joker]

I was 10 years old and the Vikings were 3 - 13 that year.. Vikings hit a game winning fg as time expired to beat the Buccanears and I went ape shit happy.. I spiked my nerf football and it knocked one of my mother's favorite lamps off a table and it ended it up in about 12 pieces.. That ball hitting the lamp and lamp hitting the ground was all slow motion.. Mom was not home and dad super glued that bad boy. It worked for about 3 weeks then I was at my cousin's home and my mother called me and told me that my dad was coming to get me and that my ass was grounded and she hung up the phone.. I didn't know why until he picked me up.. He had to spill the beans and she was just as pist at him for trying to cover it up.. Got to love dad he always has my back.. Mom still brings this up from time to time.. Still calls us 2 dummies. Hey at least I was 10.:shrug: :mj07:

Great story!!!!:00hour

 

[hedgehog]

One more thing I did... My parents had a wood furnace. My dad would chainsaw the wood and my job was to split it and stack it.. He knew to have a bunch of wood ready for splitting by Sunday because when the Vikings lost, I was a wood splitting muther fucker. That used to get some of it out of me. Now you guys wonder why I am such a fanatic...

nothing is wrong with being a football fanatic, I am one too

 

[Old School]

broke my second wife's bank account..

 

[bej0101]

my wife's bank account:mj07:

 

[bleedingpurple]

broke my second wife's bank account..

That some funny shit right there..

 

[safrank99]

I broke a few mouses in my day when I was playing poker a lot more.

I'm so immune to bad beats in sports that it's like meh. I just go eat about 80,000 calories when something bad happens.

 

[Jinxbreaker]

I just tried to break my computer table w/that fucking beat I just had w/ ILL ST.....Fuck CBB this year so many bad beats including that NM one against SD earlier in the year...I thought they were suppose to equal out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!