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Senor Capper

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Answer me this ........
There are 2 days in the year when the NBA, NFL, NHL and MLB have no games.
What are they ?

Extra credit question.....
Its a toughie !

Put former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin's rap sheet in chronological order...

A) Pays six figures in hush money to teammate Everett McIver after allegedly slicing his neck with scissors.

B) During a court appearance for drug possession, evidence and testimony reveal that he paid strippers to perform lesbian sex and later threatened prosecution witnesses.

C) KXAS-TV Dallas employs a hidden camera that purportedly catches Irvin purchasing a bag of cocaine from a woman and her preadolescent son.

D) TV news reports that Irvin held a gun to the head of a 23 year old woman while teammate Erik Williams raped her.
The allegations proved to be false.

E) Police find Irvin, two exotic dancers and (Gatorbait), a pile of cocaine. some pot and two well worn vibrators in a Dallas hotel room. P A R T Y
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ps its NOT Pete Rose's and Art Schlishter's Birthdays!



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Pete Rose's and Art Schlishter's Birthdays!

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day before and after mlb all/star game...and...

micheal who?...never heard of him?
 
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Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.

A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explains that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
 

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Originally posted by Investment Executive:

A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explains that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

ROTFLMFAOPIMP!!!!! now THAT is funny.......Slowbutt, you had better be paying attention to it, and GO BEARS
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WoW! Aikman just bought a house in town here if his tits look like that I might just give him a call
 
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