1. Women wear high heels to bed....
2. Men are never impotent....
3. When going down on a woman, 10 secs is more than satisfactory....
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her....
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with "the fruits of their labor"....
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men....
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob....
8. Women always orgasm exactly when men do....
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket....
10. All women are noisy fuhks....
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuhk unless there was a wild
guitar solo in the background....
12. Those tits are real....
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take
his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt....
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum....
15. When two men are tag-teaming a girl, they always "high five" each other...and the girl isn't disgusted!
16. Double penetration makes women smile....
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth....
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a
woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses always suck patients' cocks....
22. Men always pull out....
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fuhking the both of you....
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him
to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are always clean....
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned....
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there....
29. Men don't have to beg....
and finally...
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one
hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
p.s. ...just for clarification's sake, the only one I really think is true is number 20.
2. Men are never impotent....
3. When going down on a woman, 10 secs is more than satisfactory....
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her....
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with "the fruits of their labor"....
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men....
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob....
8. Women always orgasm exactly when men do....
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket....
10. All women are noisy fuhks....
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuhk unless there was a wild
guitar solo in the background....
12. Those tits are real....
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take
his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt....
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum....
15. When two men are tag-teaming a girl, they always "high five" each other...and the girl isn't disgusted!
16. Double penetration makes women smile....
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth....
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a
woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses always suck patients' cocks....
22. Men always pull out....
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fuhking the both of you....
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him
to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are always clean....
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned....
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there....
29. Men don't have to beg....
and finally...
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one
hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
p.s. ...just for clarification's sake, the only one I really think is true is number 20.
