This morning's cards...

[smurphy]

This morning's cards shall be distributed as follows for the following reasons:

GREEN

Sponge - publicly supported by Madjack
Fat Daddy Cool - protecting us from Canada
Eddie Haskell - keeping God out of our school lunches
Buddy - keeping His name alive in the face of Eddie
Garden Weasel - fighting terrorism
Rex Budler - vodka redbulls
Happy Hippo - gender

RED

Madjack - publicy supporting Sponge
Intense Operator - lacking intensity
Scott-Atlanta - bad debts
Kosar - publicly supporting Dustin Diamond
Dogs That Bark - exceeding the spin limit
Agent - past crimes against humanity
Spy The Web - terrorism

I apologize to anyone upset with these results. I must maintain the integrity of the card system, however. The cards have no value unless they are used accurately. Numbers and facts dictated these results, not subjective opinion.

 

[smurphy]

You have given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours, please try again later.

.....

 

[MadJack]

damn, all that work......

 

[Agent 0659]

bahahahaahahahah:142smilie


That old Agent sure was a prick!

 

[The Sponge]

i was supported for three minutes and 29 seconds and after a second thought was roughly tossed into the dumpster.:shrug: :shrug: :nono:

 

[Happy Hippo]

I should red-card you just for feigning that you were going to give me a green card today when you didn't, but I'll assume you ran out of cards to give...

Well truthfully, I would never red card you - there is really only one person on this message board who I take the time to red card.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Smurph

for the name

 

[IntenseOperator]

Smurph

for being able to carry a purse better than any other man

 

[IntenseOperator]

Smurph

for backing out of a hitting PF with a red box faster than a cocksmooch running from a rain storm

 

[IntenseOperator]

my apologiezzzz

I had to clear my ignore list with the new rep points and all

will get things back soon

 

[IntenseOperator]

Thanks "Smurph"

I really needed to feel good about myself without masturbating.

It was a rough day in the salt mines.

Keep hating on Texas and Penguinfan and FDC and whatever else upsets your bitter loose ass:00hour

ok

I know

back to ignore

thanks peeps

 

[smurphy]

Sorry, IO. You are still not operating in an intense enough manner to get a green card. Keep trying, though. Maybe a few more homosexual references will get you there.

How gay is this gem?...

your bitter loose ass:00hour

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I'm with You HH--have yet to give out 1st red card.

However did receive my red card from Smurph on spin--and believe it or not was attached to this thread--
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1754808#post1754808

--and lets see other red cards from Agent--at least I don't feel slighted
--and from someone I won't name whose comment was--
"nobody cares what your parents paid for gas"
:shrug:

 

[kosar]

--and from someone I won't name whose comment was--
"nobody cares what your parents paid for gas"
:shrug:

:mj07:

Was that me? Jack posted that I sent him one saying that nobody cares what he paid for gas. Maybe I was on a roll back then. :shrug:

 

[The Judge]

Get a load some of the crap that pops up when you place your cursor over the reputation boxes:


?smurphy has a spectacular aura about?

?DOGS THAT BARK is a glorious beacon of light?

?kosar is a splendid one to behold?

?MadJack has much to be proud of?


Damn, I?m expecting that any minute now the heavens will open up and angels will start singing or some shit.

 

[vinnie]

Get a load some of the crap that pops up when you place your cursor over the reputation boxes:


?smurphy has a spectacular aura about?

?DOGS THAT BARK is a glorious beacon of light?

?kosar is a splendid one to behold?

?MadJack has much to be proud of?


Damn, I?m expecting that any minute now the heavens will open up and angels will start singing or some shit.

 

[smurphy]

I'm with You HH--have yet to give out 1st red card.

However did receive my red card from Smurph on spin--and believe it or not was attached to this thread--
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1754808#post1754808

The thread was irrelevent. I was just finding the nearest post by you in order to click on the box. Sorry for the confusion it caused.

DTB and HH - There is nothing wrong with red cards. Without order, there is chaos. You comprimise the integrity of the system by only distributing green.:SIB

 

[The Judge]

Like I said:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I wasn't going to point you out Matt I laughed my butt off when I read it--

Smurph just funning with you buddy---I'M reserving my red card for-- iehulei2:SIB

I'm really surprised any of us in political forum have any green cards:142smilie

 

[smurphy]

Smurph just funning with you buddy---I'M reserving my read card for-- iehulei2:SIB

If you do that, then I will have to give you another red card for "piling on". ...Speaking of that, AR is on the chopping block for his disgraceful comment about you.