I bet you thought it would be from someone like Plato,or Jefferson....no the insights are from another great man....Rodney Dangerfield. I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day & said,"Come on over there is nobody home".I went over.Nobody was home. During sex,my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.Just the other night she called me from a hotel. One day as I came home early from work....I saw a guy jogging naked.I said to the guy..."Hey buddy,why are you doing that?He said,"because you came home early" Its been a rough day.I got up this morning...put on a shirt & a button fell off.I picked up a briefcase,& the handle came off.I am afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid..When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I could tell that my parents hated me.My bath toys were a toaster & a radio. I was such an ugly baby.My mother never breast fed me.She told me that she only liked me as a friend. More to follow as time permits
