Excuse me . . .
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
~~ John Kruk
In honor of the upcoming Fall Classic, I thought I?d sprinkle this week?s report with summa my favorite baseball quotes. I hope yuz enjoy ?em.
Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit.
~~ Hank Aaron, when Yogi Berra told him he should hold the bat with the label facing him.
Ya know, that makes me think. With alla the fine discussions and articles what can be found in this joint, I?d have to say that outside of a dog MadJackSports.com has gotta be a gamblin? man?s very best friend. I mean, inside of a dog it?s just too damn dark to read. Ya see what I?m sayin??
RECAPPA LAST WEEK?S CRAP
I?m sorry, but this section is by invitation only. And you sir ain?t on the list.
Do you realize that even as we sit here, we are hurtling through space at a tremendous rate of speed? Think about it. Our world is just a hanging curveball.
~~ Bill ?The Spaceman? Lee
THE COW PIES ? THURSDAY EDITION
IND ?3 @ KC 48
Man, I really wanted to play Indy in this game, believe it or not. I think though that I was just buyin? into the hype. You know, the Colts are too good to lose again. They got the best offense in the league. Peyton Manning is awesome. Blah blah blah. I?m sure you?ve either heard it or said it, I don?t really care which. Thing is, it?s all crap, understand? Like the Titanic down in Tennessee, this is a team that is reelin?. And reelin? teams ain?t zactly what I?m lookin? for.
I do have a coupla angles what favor the Ponies, but my power numbers are too one-sided for the home team to even onsider ?em. CHIEFS +3
I forgot! I gotta freakin? date tonight! Jeezuz, it ain?t no wonder why I can?t keep a damn girlfriend. I?ll be back in a day or two with not only some more red-hot Pies and the resta the baseball quotes, but also the spooky and mystifying . . .
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE DON?T WIN EVERY WEEK
I just love Halloween, don?t you? Oh yeah, I?ll have my updated numbers then too (now, that?s scary). Check the Pie page. I gotta fly.
BARTENDER!
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
~~ John Kruk
In honor of the upcoming Fall Classic, I thought I?d sprinkle this week?s report with summa my favorite baseball quotes. I hope yuz enjoy ?em.
Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit.
~~ Hank Aaron, when Yogi Berra told him he should hold the bat with the label facing him.
Ya know, that makes me think. With alla the fine discussions and articles what can be found in this joint, I?d have to say that outside of a dog MadJackSports.com has gotta be a gamblin? man?s very best friend. I mean, inside of a dog it?s just too damn dark to read. Ya see what I?m sayin??
RECAPPA LAST WEEK?S CRAP
I?m sorry, but this section is by invitation only. And you sir ain?t on the list.
Do you realize that even as we sit here, we are hurtling through space at a tremendous rate of speed? Think about it. Our world is just a hanging curveball.
~~ Bill ?The Spaceman? Lee
THE COW PIES ? THURSDAY EDITION
IND ?3 @ KC 48
Man, I really wanted to play Indy in this game, believe it or not. I think though that I was just buyin? into the hype. You know, the Colts are too good to lose again. They got the best offense in the league. Peyton Manning is awesome. Blah blah blah. I?m sure you?ve either heard it or said it, I don?t really care which. Thing is, it?s all crap, understand? Like the Titanic down in Tennessee, this is a team that is reelin?. And reelin? teams ain?t zactly what I?m lookin? for.
I do have a coupla angles what favor the Ponies, but my power numbers are too one-sided for the home team to even onsider ?em. CHIEFS +3
I forgot! I gotta freakin? date tonight! Jeezuz, it ain?t no wonder why I can?t keep a damn girlfriend. I?ll be back in a day or two with not only some more red-hot Pies and the resta the baseball quotes, but also the spooky and mystifying . . .
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE DON?T WIN EVERY WEEK
I just love Halloween, don?t you? Oh yeah, I?ll have my updated numbers then too (now, that?s scary). Check the Pie page. I gotta fly.
BARTENDER!
