TOM CRUISE (OH MAN HE'S ON THE COUCH AGAIN

[beantownjim]

OH BOY I COME IN FROM A HARD DAY OF WORK TODAY SO I TURN ON THE T.V. TO RELAX AND UNWIND AND BANG WHAT DO I SEE TO PISS ME OFF.YOU GUESSED IT ITS THAT F-CKING WEIRDO TOM CRUISE SITTING ON A COUCH AGAIN BEING INTERVIEWED BY OPRAH.


WHAT THE F-CK IS THE MATTER WITH THIS WHACK JOB DOES HE HAVE TO BE SITTING ON A COUCH AT ALL INTERVIEWS.I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF TOM CRUISE IF I COULD I WOULD SUCKER PUNCH THIS F-CKING BRAIN WASHED MENTAL CASE.

GET THE F-CK OFF THE COUCH TOM THEY ARE FOR HARD WORKING GUYS LIKE ME AFTER A FULL DAY OF WORK NOT FOR SOME MILLIONARE TO SIT ON HIS ARSE AND DO AN INTERVIEW WITH OPRAH

MAN DOES THIS GUY PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS FATDADDYCOOL.

 

[vinnie]

BEANTOWNFRUIT :s8: U WATCH OPRAH :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[beantownjim]

TOM CRUISE TOOK OPRAH UP TO HIS MAKE OUT SPOT AND WAS MAKING THE MOVE ON HER AND BANG WE GO TO A COMMERCIAL.:scared I BET STEDMAN MUST BE PISSED TOM MOVING IN ON HIS CASH COW AND I DO MEAN CASH COW.

 

[smurphy]

3rd strike.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[gardenweasel]

a man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to
the urologist as a precaution....

when he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very
pretty female doctor....

the female doctor says, 'i'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to...

i want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while i check your prostate, take a
deep breath and say, 99....

the guy obeys and says, 99!... the doctor
says, 'great. ..now turn
over on your left side and again, while i repeat the check, take a
deep breath and say, 99.'..

again, the guy says, '99.'

the doctor says, 'very good...now then, i want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly...

i'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand i'm going to hold
on to your penis to keep it out of the way....now take a deep breath
and say, 99.'..

the guy begins, 'one ... two ... three'....



:rimshot