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Dudley Stew

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Hey gang, it's Dudley here, your resident mood coordinator!

Things seem to be heating up a bit and it just isn't good for our handicapping pursuits.

For your inspection, here are Dudley's top ten signatures from the peeps here at MJ's:

10. Dawgball-- sic 'em (reminds me of the Poison song, "Fallen Angel")

9. Jobyrns--Let it ride (kinda like the BTO song)

8. SixFive--It's far better to be lucky than good. (My sex life in a nutshell)

7. Teddy KGB-- That ace could not have helped you. (reminds me of many BJ sessions)

6. Keyser Soze--Nothing is either good or bad, but thinking it makes it so. (well, I THINK that I am a good handicapper, does that make it so?)

5. Barfly- Make mine a double. (truer words were never spoken)

4. Tito-- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your back pocket. (could be the quickest way to get pickpocketed)

3. Djeze-- My bookie calls me at home for marital advice only. (a lie that only works for so long on the little lady)

2. Punch 23--Set the gear shift for the high gear of your soul, you've got to run like an antelope out of control. (deep, brother, deep)

1. thisisdad brings home the bacon with---who is this Jack guy, and why is he so mad. (I've often asked myself the same question of the bossman)

Take care guys.....and for goodness sake, let's win some bucks and stop the fighting.


Your bud, Dud.
 

phoenix566

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very nice

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