Top ten reasons this will be a top ten post

[fatdaddycool]

Number 10- Pro190, Going Gone, or send it can't post in it because they're banned for life.

Number 9 - No matter what happens, or what I write. ......IE will still have to read it.

Number 8- there's a better than fair chance it will contain a tranny roll at some point.

Number 7 - I didn't post a win loss record with it.

Number 6 - not political

Number 5 - I could only think of five before Ihad to leave for a date

 

[The Boys]

#5 A date, we need details.

1. Would that be a lunch date?

2. Who with?

3. What are you wearing?

4. Wear are you going?

5. Will there be sex after?

6. Are you taking Viagra?

:0corn

 

[fatdaddycool]

Yes
A girl named Kellie. She's on my fb friends list.
It's too hot to wear anything but shorts and we are going to botanical gardens after lunch.

Yes there will be sex afterwards at least that is what I've been told.

I don't know about the viagra, I suppose it depends on when and where but I'm certainly not opposed to it.

 

[HankWilliamsJr]

4....because fdc will pick another fight because he can't live without arguuing for no reason. its like oxygen and blood for him

:mj07::mj07:

 

[Cie]

4....because fdc will pick another fight because he can't live without arguuing for no reason. its like oxygen and blood for him

:mj07::mj07:

:jerkit:

 

[HankWilliamsJr]

:jerkit:

no thanks....maybe ask fdc

:shrug:

 

[fatdaddycool]

4....because fdc will pick another fight because he can't live without arguuing for no reason. its like oxygen and blood for him

:mj07::mj07:

So you enter a thread I started simply to insult me, and I'm the one that is picking a fight?
You know for a guy pretending to be someone else pretending to be a fat, lazy, racist, slob that likes dick, you aren't very savvy or smart. Has anyone ever told you don't give up your day job?
You should give up your day job and pursue something that would be far more gratifying to your fans here at mjs. Have you considered an elaborate suicide?

Hope this helps,
FDC

 

[The Boys]

So how was the date? Where did you eat? Was there any banging going on?

:SIB

 

[fatdaddycool]

We've dated on and off for some time now and I'm going back by her place later. Have a dinner date with mom then I'll head over there later. Date was great, had a good time

 

[The Boys]

We've dated on and off for some time now and I'm going back by her place later. Have a dinner date with mom then I'll head over there later. Date was great, had a good time

I'm leaving shortly, meeting a friend. Eating at The Bonefish Grill, ha ha I like the name.

:SIB

 

[fatdaddycool]

Enjoy big boy. Sounds like a good evening to me.
Cheers!

 

[HankWilliamsJr]

So you enter a thread I started simply to insult me, and I'm the one that is picking a fight?
You know for a guy pretending to be someone else pretending to be a fat, lazy, racist, slob that likes dick, you aren't very savvy or smart. Has anyone ever told you don't give up your day job?
You should give up your day job and pursue something that would be far more gratifying to your fans here at mjs. Have you considered an elaborate suicide?

Hope this helps,
FDC

hank says the truth hurts doesnt it?

:mj07::mj07:

i will make it up to you fdc....i will send you a friend request

 

[McKenzie]

So you enter a thread I started simply to insult me, and I'm the one that is picking a fight?
You know for a guy pretending to be someone else pretending to be a fat, lazy, racist, slob that likes dick, you aren't very savvy or smart. Has anyone ever told you don't give up your day job?
You should give up your day job and pursue something that would be far more gratifying to your fans here at mjs. Have you considered an elaborate suicide?

Hope this helps,
FDC

Please do tell us that wasn't reason #3. :142smilie

 

[Betone]

Hope your date had a happy ending :0008

 

[fatdaddycool]

hank says the truth hurts doesnt it?

:mj07::mj07:

i will make it up to you fdc....i will send you a friend request

You should look up the word oxymoron before you ever post anything relating to you and the truth.

In the meantime, don't give up on that suicide.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Thank you bet. You know me brother. I'm always happy.

 

[Betone]

Thank you bet. You know me brother. I'm always happy.

:0008