Top Ten Times in History ..........

[barfly]

When The 'F' Word Was Appropriate




10. "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

9. "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434

3. "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC

2. "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963


1. "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997



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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[supadcy]

Where's all this F&%#ING water coming from?! -Capt. of the Titanic

 

[bigjoe]

why cant sacremento make a &%*&#*& basket = bigjoe 2001

 

[Senor Capper]

Blam !! "What the Hell ?..
"I feel like a &%$*ing Roman Candle !!"
---Challenger Crew 1986

 

[Senor Capper]

Rojo light ?
"&%$@ing Green-Go"

--unknown Mexican

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Starving child shown on a Sally Struthers Feed the Poor Commercials:

Why wont the film crew at least give me a f*#$^%ng sandwich.

Trampled

 

[Senor Capper]

"Is it really &%$#ing hot outside or is it me?"


- Joan of Arc, 1434

 

[marine]

"You want me to pay how f(*&(^!!cking much?"
-marine to the tax man on april 15th after completing my 1040

 

[Senor Capper]

"I have a dream"....... KaBlam......
Guess I shoulda had a &%$#ing premonition"

~~~MLK (unk year)


Note: All in fun as I do NOT have a prejudice bone in my body

~~~Lanny

 

[Senor Capper]

"I'm &%#@ing sore, the Scarecrow, Tinman and the Lion pulled a train on me in the poppy field!""

---Dorothy 1958 ?

 

[Senor Capper]

NOT GUILTY !!

"No &%$@ing way!!!"

--- O J

 

[marine]

F*%$#!cking chad!

-Democratic Party, 2000 election

[This message has been edited by marine (edited 04-16-2001).]

 

[djv]

What the f??? you mean we white man.
Tonto 1868.

 

[yyz]

"&*%$ You!"

--Me

(At my TV on a nightly basis!)

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May your bookies children go hungry!

 

[Snake Plissken]

Who the F*#@ did I Free?

Abraham Lincoln

 

[Gatorbait]

I'll take that f#%*@ng game.......and that f%#@ing game......and that f*%#@ing game.....ART SCHLIESTER

Oh noooooooooooo, I just may have a f%#@ing problem......ART SCHLIESTER

No I won't bend down and pick up that f%#@ing bar of soap.....ART SCHLIESTER

 

[Gatorbait]

This chit won't burn in a paper, it's too f#@%ing sticky......BIGJOE

[This message has been edited by Gatorbait (edited 04-16-2001).]

 

[azbob]

Fu$#^%$king horse!!

Christopher Reeve

 

[Senor Capper]

......I said I didn't want fries with my Big Mac

---James Oliver Huberty
McDonalds Mass Murderer

 

[Senor Capper]

Ok Dad, so I am still doing Coke . What ya gonna do shoot me ?

---Marvin Gaye 1984