Thought it might be fun to hear about everybody's stories from new years.
pizza and syrup covering my kitchen floor, a bag of pretzels smashed in my room, peanut butter clogging my shower drain, old spice body wash in the upper tank of my toilet, this leather chair i'm sitting on has the wheels broken off, my closet is covered in gold bond, end table has a broken leg, smoke detector is in shambles, puke...or something close to it....under my kitchen table, broken glass all over my patio.....
and hung over like you wouldn't believe
happy new year everyone!
pizza and syrup covering my kitchen floor, a bag of pretzels smashed in my room, peanut butter clogging my shower drain, old spice body wash in the upper tank of my toilet, this leather chair i'm sitting on has the wheels broken off, my closet is covered in gold bond, end table has a broken leg, smoke detector is in shambles, puke...or something close to it....under my kitchen table, broken glass all over my patio.....
and hung over like you wouldn't believe
happy new year everyone!