> > > Two boys are playing football at this park in a
> > > small town in Alabama when
> > > one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
> > > Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it
> > > under the dog's collar,
> > > twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving
> > > his friend.
> > >
> > > A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees
> > > the incident and rushes over to
> > > interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to
> > > write the story and says, "I'll
> > > title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
> > >
> > > "But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replies.
> > >
> > > "Sorry, since we're in Alabama, I just assumed you
> > > were," says the reporter and
> > > he starts writing again.
> > >
> > > He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From
> > > Horrific Attack' sound?"
> > >
> > > "I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says.
> > >
> > > "Oh, I thought everyone in Alabama was either for
> > > the Tide or the Tigers.
> > > What team do you root for?", the reporter asks.
> > >
> > > "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols
> > > fan," said the boy.
> > >
> > > The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
> > > notebook and writes:
> > > "Little Redneck Bastard From Tennessee Kills Beloved Family Pet".
> > > small town in Alabama when
> > > one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
> > > Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it
> > > under the dog's collar,
> > > twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving
> > > his friend.
> > >
> > > A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees
> > > the incident and rushes over to
> > > interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to
> > > write the story and says, "I'll
> > > title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
> > >
> > > "But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replies.
> > >
> > > "Sorry, since we're in Alabama, I just assumed you
> > > were," says the reporter and
> > > he starts writing again.
> > >
> > > He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From
> > > Horrific Attack' sound?"
> > >
> > > "I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says.
> > >
> > > "Oh, I thought everyone in Alabama was either for
> > > the Tide or the Tigers.
> > > What team do you root for?", the reporter asks.
> > >
> > > "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols
> > > fan," said the boy.
> > >
> > > The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
> > > notebook and writes:
> > > "Little Redneck Bastard From Tennessee Kills Beloved Family Pet".
