UFC 288, May 6th, Newark, New Jersey

[kickserv]

Fight Card
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Kron Gracie vs. Charles Jourdain:canada1​
Belal Muhammad vs. Gilbert Burns
Jessica Andrade vs. Yan Xiaonan
Movsar Evloev vs. Diego Lopes
Aljamain Sterling vs. Henry Cejudo
Drew Dober vs. Matt Frevola
Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Devin Clark
Khaos Williams vs. Rolando Bedoya
Marina Rodriguez vs. Virna Jandiroba
Braxton Smith vs. Parker Porter
Phil Hawes vs. Ikram Aliskerov
Joseph Holmes vs. Claudio Ribeiro



Stay tuned for Thong to post Virna Jandiroba/Rob Schneider pictures:142lmao:

 

[THE_THONG]

I just tried posting pic, didn't work

Need to use a real pc or break a Mac first :00hour

 

[kickserv]

I just tried posting pic, didn't work

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[JOSHNAUDI]

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[kickserv]

Bryce Mitchell out of UFC 288; Diego Lopes steps in to fight Movsar Evloev


https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023...ell-out-diego-lopes-steps-in-vs-movsar-evloev


Maybe Mitchell was not allowed to fight because Doctors determined he was a fucking idiot. Or maybe he got hurt when he fell off the end of the Earth, I mean the Earth is flat, so yeah maybe he fell off the end of it?

 

[kickserv]

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[kickserv]

Daniel Santos vs. Johnny Munoz Jr. Scratched from UFC 288 Due to Injury

https://cagesidepress.com/2023/05/04/daniel-santos-vs-johnny-munoz-jr-scratched-ufc-288-due-injury/

 

[kickserv]

Zhalgas Zhumagulov vs. Rafael Estevam scrapped from UFC 288


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mm...ael-estevam-scrapped-from-ufc-288/ar-AA1aMtem

 

[kickserv]

One Fighter Missed Weight

https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UF...anceled-189909

Joseph Holmes missed the middleweight limit by 3 pounds:nono:

 

[THE_THONG]

Bryce Mitchell out of UFC 288; Diego Lopes steps in to fight Movsar Evloev


https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023...ell-out-diego-lopes-steps-in-vs-movsar-evloev


Maybe Mitchell was not allowed to fight because Doctors determined he was a fucking idiot. Or maybe he got hurt when he fell off the end of the Earth, I mean the Earth is flat, so yeah maybe he fell off the end of it?

Wait :SIB so stupid flat earth believers Bryce and Kron almost were going to fight on the same card? :facepalm:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I can help

 

[kickserv]

^^good looking human^^

 

[THE_THONG]

I can help

:lol::facepalm:

 

[THE_THONG]

^^good looking human^^

You use an iMac:facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

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[kickserv]

Joseph Holmes (not to be confused with the dead porn star John Holmes) to beat Claudio Ribeiro $2.45 (+145) *1.25 Joe Rogans

Phil Hawes beat Ikram Aliskerov $2.60 (+160) *1 Joe Rogan

Virna Jandiroba beat Marina Rodriguez $2.00 (+100) *1 Joe Rogan

Devin Clark beat Kennedy Nzechukwu $2.60 (+160) *1 Joe Rogan

Belal Muhammad beat Gilbert Burns $2.20 (+120) *1 Joe Rogan

Aljamain Sterling beat Henry Cejudo $2.00 (+100) *1.5 Joe Rogans


Parlay
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Jessica Andrade
Khaos Williams
Movsar Evloev

odds = $2.20 (+120) *1 Joe Rogan

 

[kickserv]

Let us not forget when Henry Cejudo hung out with the Chechen dictator Ramzan Kadyrov.........

https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/sta...le/ufc-usman-gaethje-cejudo-chechen-dictator/


Guess we won't be hearing about any of this during the broadcast, ya I am guessing there will be no mention of this........just image if an athlete in any other high profile sport did this. But in MMA, it means nothing:facepalm:

I hope Henry gets knocked the fuck out.

 

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