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Fight Card
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Curtis Blaydes vs. Alexander Volkov
Shane Burgos vs. Josh Emmett
Raquel Pennington vs. Marion Reneau
Lyman Good vs. Belal Muhammad
Jim Miller vs. Roosevelt Roberts
Bobby Green vs. Clay Guida
Tecia Torres vs. Brianna Van Buren
Marc-Andre Barriault:canada1 vs. Oskar Piechota
Cortney Casey vs. Gillian Robertson:canada1
Frank Camacho vs. Justin Jaynes
Roxanne Modafferi vs. Lauren Murphy
Austin Hubbard vs. Max Rohskopf




Thong is in love with Tecia Torres, but sadly for Thong, Torres's chick Raquel Pennington is also fighting on the card. Thong won't have time to make his move because Raquel Pennington will be right there.

Oh and Torres has lost 4 straight fights, she loses again, Thong will dump her and move on to Hannah Cifers.
 
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Fight Card
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Curtis Blaydes vs. Alexander Volkov
Shane Burgos vs. Josh Emmett
Raquel Pennington vs. Marion Reneau
Lyman Good vs. Belal Muhammad
Jim Miller vs. Roosevelt Roberts
Bobby Green vs. Clay Guida
Tecia Torres vs. Brianna Van Buren
Marc-Andre Barriault:canada1 vs. Oskar Piechota
Cortney Casey vs. Gillian Robertson:canada1
Frank Camacho vs. Matt Frevola
Roxanne Modafferi vs. Lauren Murphy
Austin Hubbard vs. Max Rohskopf




Thong is in love with Tecia Torres, but sadly for Thong, Torres's chick Raquel Pennington is also fighting on the card. Thong won't have time to make his move because Raquel Pennington will be right there.

Oh and Torres has lost 4 straight fights, she loses again, Thong will dump her and move on to Hannah Cifers.
I think they will both lose . They munched the beaver
too much and don't concentrate enough on their careers..

Also read that Ed Herman just signed up for a fight
 

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kick ordered two extra large tubes of KY jelly from Amazon, next day shipping, so he can get it before saturday, he's getting ready for the Lauren Murphy - Roxy fight

"two wta-type hotties"
 

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kick ordered two extra large tubes of KY jelly from Amazon, next day shipping, so he can get it before saturday, he's getting ready for the Lauren Murphy - Roxy fight

"two wta-type hotties"


ummm........no.

Although "Roxy" is a sexy name:Yep:
 

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2020 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 9-15
Fighter vs. Fighter 22-37
Over/Under 0-0
Parlays 3-13

-1.12 Joe Rogans



Lyman Good beat Belal Muhammad $2.10 (+110) *1 Joe Rogan

Jim Miller beat Roosevelt Roberts $3.15 (+215) *0.75 Joe Rogan

Marc-Andre Barriault :canada1 beat Oskar Piechota $1.91 (-110) *1.25 Joe Rogans

Roxanne Modafferi beat Lauren Murphy $1.91 (-110) *1.25 Joe Rogans

Raquel Pennington wins inside distance $5.80 (+480) *half Joe Rogan

Bobby Green wins inside distance against Top 10 over-rated MMA fighter of all time $2.65 (+165) *1 Joe Rogan

Brianna Van Buren wins inside distance $6.75 (+575) *half Joe Rogan

Max Rohskopf wins inside distance $2.25 (+125) *1 Joe Rogan
 

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Lock = Curtis 'Blade' Blaydes

fave = gillian(yeah, she canuck but they have to win sometime)

break the dike parlay:

briana & reneau


tecia goes straight, divorces rocky, marries thong, has 8 kids ..... win-win cinderalla story
 

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tecia goes straight, divorces rocky, marries thong, has 8 kids ..... win-win cinderalla story



Tecia Torres is bi-sexual so she could still stay married to Raquel Pennington and just have you on the side? When Torres loses she'll be getting cut from the UFC so she'll have more time to sneak around and meet you for quickies behind Burger King.

Although with all that said, if things really go well, you two could have your own page on this website.....

https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/raquel-pennington-and-tecia-torres
 

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break the dike parlay:

briana & reneau


Thong wishing the engaged power couple of Raquel Pennington & Tecia Torres both lose their fights, have a nasty break-up in the locker room, and then Torres heads back to the hotel to meet Thong wearing his speedo in the heart shaped bath-tub.
 

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Thong wishing the engaged power couple of Raquel Pennington & Tecia Torres both lose their fights, have a nasty break-up in the locker room, and then Torres heads back to the hotel to meet Thong wearing his speedo in the heart shaped bath-tub.

I'm going to ruin their marriage without having an affair with either :0003
 
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