UFC on ESPN 12, June 27th, Las Vegas, Nevada

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Fight Card
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Dustin Poirier vs. Dan Hooker
Mike Perry vs. Mickey Gall
Kyle Daukaus vs. Brendan Allen
Gian Villante vs. Maurice Greene
Luis Pena vs. Khama Worthy
Philipe Lins vs. Tanner Boser x43:
Julian Erosa vs. Sean Woodson
Takashi Sato vs. Jason Witt
Jordan Griffin vs. Youssef Zalal
Jinh Yu Frey vs. Kay Hansen

 

[THE_THONG]

Fight Card
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Miranda Maverick = rock solid porn name:142hump:

a lot of good chalky plays and huge favorite locks :toast:

let's roll out like A TRUE AMERICAN MARINE

cue: "Behemoth Tank Sound"

 

[kickserv]

Kyle Nelson out, Julian Erosa vs. Sean Woodson targeted for UFC on ESPN 12

https://www.assiniboiatimes.ca/cana...eekend-ufc-card-due-to-visa-issues-1.24158328

Another short notice fight, there have been a ton of those lately!

 

[THE_THONG]

Kyle Nelson out, Julian Erosa vs. Sean Woodson targeted for UFC on ESPN 12

https://www.assiniboiatimes.ca/cana...eekend-ufc-card-due-to-visa-issues-1.24158328

Another short notice fight, there have been a ton of those lately!

I heard you were tasked to fill in, but you been binging on timbits

 

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I heard you were tasked to fill in, but you been binging on timbits

Dana White called and asked me to fill in, but I said no because he would only pay me in American Dollars, and those are pretty much useless now.

So yep, I said no.

 

[THE_THONG]

Dana White called and asked me to fill in, but I said no because he would only pay me in American Dollars, and those are pretty much useless now.

So yep, I said no.

I understand you like to be paid in sacks of loonies and toonies coins like in the Ducktales cartoon show

 

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Miranda Maverick out of UFC on ESPN 12 bout with Mara Romero Borella due to injury

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020...2-bout-with-mara-romero-borella-due-to-injury


Well the girl with the cool porn name is off the card

 

[THE_THONG]

Miranda Maverick out of UFC on ESPN 12 bout with Mara Romero Borella due to injury

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020...2-bout-with-mara-romero-borella-due-to-injury


Well the girl with the cool porn name is off the card

Tell Trudeau stop calling Dana White and fckn up these cards

call 1-800-LOVE-TRUMP

 

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Tell Trudeau stop calling Dana White and fckn up these cards

call 1-800-LOVE-TRUMP

Actually it is Trump's fault, the fighters keep injecting themselves with bleach and getting sick.

 

[THE_THONG]

Actually it is Trump's fault, the fighters keep injecting themselves with bleach and getting sick.

I agree with your subtext, yes, fuck all of Canada

 

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Cornerman's positive COVID-19 test forces Ramiz Brahimaj out of UFC on ESPN 12, Jason Witt steps in

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020...maj-out-of-ufc-on-espn-12-jason-witt-steps-in

 

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All fighters made weight........

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020...as-dustin-poirier-dan-hooker-weigh-in-results

 

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2020 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 10-16
Fighter vs. Fighter 24-38
Over/Under 0-0
Parlays 4-13

-1.01 Joe Rogans


Sean Woodson wins inside distance $1.80 (-125) *1.25 Joe Rogans

Dustin Poirier wins inside distance $2.00 (+100) *1.5 Joe Rogans

Takashi Sato wins inside distance $1.91 (-110) *1.25 Joe Rogans

Mickey Gall beat Mike Perry $3.50 (+250) *half Joe Rogan

Gian Villante beat Maurice Greene $2.95 (+195) half Joe Rogan

Khama Worthy beat Luis Pena $2.90 (+190) *half Joe Rogan

Tanner Boserx43: beat Philipe Lins $2.00 (+100) *1 Joe Rogan

Jinh Yu Frey beat Kay Hansen $2.50 (+150) *1.25 Joe Rogans

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Tell Trudeau stop calling Dana White and fckn up these cards

call 1-800-LOVE-TRUMP

It wasn't Trudeau, it was the Queen of Canada.

I'll wait while you go google it.

Hint -->

It's not RuPaul

:0003:0003:0003

 

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It wasn't Trudeau, it was the Queen of Canada.

I'll wait while you go google it.

No need to google it, we all know who the Queen of Canada is............#Sk8erBoi #Complicated

 

[THE_THONG]

:SIB

:142smilie

:facepalm:

 

[THE_THONG]

Woodson is a LOCK.... J.erosa is cannon fodder, nothing against him as a human being

Tanner Boser over Lins.... going to pick another canadian two weeks in a row... xstop ... LINS is off the juice


favorite: Zalal by speedy decision, like minority report precrime preemptive strikes delorean time machine

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

No need to google it, we all know who the Queen of Canada is............#Sk8erBoi #Complicated

:mj07::mj07::mj07:

 

[THE_THONG]

Queen of Canada was the girl Jim Carrey dumped right before he became famous

 

[kickserv]

The small fave Youssef Zalal gets the decision win, his stand up was the difference.