UFC on ESPN+ 14, August 10th, Montevideo, Uruguay

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Fight Card
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Valentina Shevchenko vs. Liz Carmouche
Vicente Luque vs. Mike Perry
Humberto Bandenay vs. Luiz Garagorri
Ilir Latifi vs. Volkan Oezdemir
Oskar Piechota vs. Rodolfo Vieira
Enrique Barzola vs. Bobby Moffett
Cyril Gane vs. Raphael Pessoa
Gilbert Burns vs. Aleksei Kunchenko
Marina Rodriguez vs. Tecia Torres
Rogerio Bontorin vs. Raulian Paiva
Geraldo de Freitas vs. Chris Gutierrez
Alex da Silva vs. Rodrigo Vargas
Ariane Carnelossi vs. Taila Santos
Veronica Macedo vs. Polyana Viana



Tecia Torres has lost 3 fights in a row, if Torres loses 4 in a row she'll be cut by the UFC and Thong will never be able to masturbate to her UFC Embedded videos ever again:0026

 

[THE_THONG]

Fight Card
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Tecia Torres has lost 3 fights in a row, if Torres loses 4 in a row she'll be cut by the UFC and Thong will never be able to masturbate to her UFC Embedded videos ever again:0026

if she was dating me, she wouldn't be lesbian

just sayin'

 

[THE_THONG]

LOCK = Rodolfo Vieira

hearing he is some jiu-jitsu badass

he's only -240 so there is like a trillion timbits full of real value :toast:

 

[kickserv]

he's only -240 so there is like a trillion timbits full of real value :toast:

:facepalm:

 

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All fighters made weight:com:

https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-espn-14-weigh-results-173118008.html

 

[THE_THONG]

Locks:

Valentina Shevchenko
Viera
Cyril Gane

Strong Plays:
Volkan Oezdemir
Enrique Barzola



Underdog:
Marina Rodriguez

 

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Tecia Torres freaking out real bad, yep real bad. If she loses she'll not only get cut from the UFC but Thong will cut off his Torres sugar daddy cash. Yep lots of pressure on Torres to win, lots of pressure:scared

 

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2019 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 7-14
Fighter vs. Fighter 23-27
Over/Under 1-0
Parlays 5-13

-6.75 Joe Rogans


Ilir Latifi beat Volkan Oezdemir $2.40 (+140) *1 Joe Rogan

Rodrigo Vargas beat Alex Da Silva $3.40 (+240) *half Joe Rogan

Mike Perry beat Vicente Luque $2.85 (+185) *half Joe Rogan

Bobby Moffett beat Enrique Barzola $2.15 (+115) *1.25 Joe Rogans

Luiz Garagorri beat Humberto Bandenay $1.83 (-120) *1.25 Joe Rogans


Parlay
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Rodolfo Viera
Cyril Gane

odds = $1.80 (-125) *2.5 Joe Rogans

 

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The small fave Veronica Macedo starts the card off with a 1st round stoppage, nice arm bar:scared

 

[THE_THONG]

Tecia Torres freaking out real bad, yep real bad. If she loses she'll not only get cut from the UFC but Thong will cut off his Torres sugar daddy cash. Yep lots of pressure on Torres to win, lots of pressure:scared

I think she will lose just to come into my arms

 

[kickserv]

I think she will lose just to come into my arms

That is so romantic.

 

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The big fave Alex da Silva gets the easy decision win.

 

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The American Chris Gutierrez at +145 odds gets a lucky win, he didn't win that fight.

 

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The +105 underdog Rogerio Bontorin gets the win via nasty cut:scared:scared:scared

 

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Tecia Torres loses her 4th straight fight, she'll probably get cut from the UFC. That means Thong will no longer be able to send her dick pics via the UFC ap.

 

[kickserv]

Locks:


Cyril Gane

Congrads on the -500 fave:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[THE_THONG]

Tecia Torres loses her 4th straight fight, she'll probably get cut from the UFC. That means Thong will no longer be able to send her dick pics via the UFC ap.

I will continue to send her pics of my. 000025

 

[kickserv]

I will continue to send her pics of my. 000025

You could send em via Fedex like bucsnotyucs.

 

[THE_THONG]

You could send em via Fedex like bucsnotyucs.

That feels smarter thing to do

 

[kickserv]

The +110 underdog Gilbert Burns gets the win, Aleksei Kunchenkois is no longer undefeated.