UFC on ESPN 5, August 3rd, Newark, N.J.

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Fight Card
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Colby Covington vs. Robbie Lawler
Jim Miller vs. Clay Guida
Joaquim Silva vs. Nasrat Haqparast
Trevin Giles vs. Gerald Meerschaert
Scott Holtzman vs. Dong Hyun Ma
Darko Stosic vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Mickey Gall vs. Salim Touahri
Antonina Shevchenko vs. Lucie Pudilova
Jordan Espinosa vs. Matt Schnell
Lauren Murphy vs. Mara Romero Borella
Claudio Silva vs. Cole Williams
Hannah Goldy vs. Miranda Granger


Man oh man will Colby be hard to listen to if he wins:facepalm:

 

[THE_THONG]

Avril's requesting heavy chalk locks

she's getting really wet over the thought of -99999 favorites :SIB

 

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Avril's requesting heavy chalk locks

she's getting really wet over the thought of -99999 favorites :SIB

+999 odds = wet Avril

-999 odds = dry Avril

 

[THE_THONG]

+999 odds = wet Avril

-999 odds = dry Avril

what are Carly Rae Jepsen's thoughts?

 

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what are Carly Rae Jepsen's thoughts?

same as Avril's.........

maybe.......

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x44:

 

[THE_THONG]

same as Avril's.........

maybe.......

x44:

I want to hear CRJ do some Bryan Adam's covers

 

[kickserv]

I want to hear CRJ do some Bryan Adam's covers

we all dox44:

 

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Two fighters miss weight........

https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-espn-5-weigh-results-144719352.html

Cole Williams weighs in at 176 pounds:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

 

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2019 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 6-14
Fighter vs. Fighter 22-24
Over/Under 1-0
Parlays 5-13

-4.33 Joe Rogans


Robbie Lawler beat Colby Covington $2.95 (+195) *1 Joe Rogan

Jim Miller beat Clay Guida $1.69 (-145) *2 Joe Rogans

Hannah Goldy beat Miranda Granger $1.80 (-125) *2 Joe Rogans

Jordan Espinosa beat Matt Schnell $1.80 (-125) *1.5 Joe Rogans

Claudio Silva beats Cole Williams in Round 1 $2.40 (+140) *half Joe Rogan

 

[THE_THONG]

Lock = Holtzman

Strong Play: A. Shevchenko

Underdog: Nzechukwu

 

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Lock = Holtzman

Strong Play: A. Shevchenko

Underdog: Nzechukwu

Strongest play.............


Coach Edmund is not only the worst coach in the history of combat sports but a fucking idiot.......

https://twitter.com/CoachEdmund

 

[THE_THONG]

Strongest play.............


Coach Edmund is not only the worst coach in the history of combat sports but a fucking idiot.......

https://twitter.com/CoachEdmund

Edmund's twitter parody persona seems a little smarter than the real Glendale version xstop

 

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The +105 underdog Miranda Granger defeats Hannah Goldy by decision, Goldy is no longer undefeated.

 

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Cole Williams misses weight then loses in the first round.

That is what is supposed to happen.

 

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Lauren Murphy at +180 odds gets the finish, impressive win for the old lady.

 

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Matt Schnell at +140 odds gets the 1st round finish, impressive showing.

 

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The small fave Antonina Shevchenko gets the 2nd round finish, good scrap, those chicks brought it:0074




5 fights so far.......4 finishes and three underdogs have won.

 

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Mickey Gall and Salim Touahri put on a good scrap.........Gall at +105 gets the decision win.

 

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Tough way to win a fight for Nzechukwu.....three balls shots:scared:scared:scared

Fuck:scared


Worst way to win, but at least he didn't lose, man are his balls going to be burning:scared


The +105 underdog gets the win, but man oh man are his balls on fire!

 

[THE_THONG]

Tough way to win a fight for Nzechukwu.....three balls shots:scared:scared:scared

Fuck:scared


Worst way to win, but at least he didn't lose, man are his balls going to be burning:scared


The +105 underdog gets the win, but man oh man are his balls on fire!

:142smilie