UFC on ESPN 59, July 13th, Denver, Colorado

[kickserv]

Fight Card
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Rose Namajunas vs. Tracy Cortez
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Muslim Salikhov
Drew Dober vs. Jean Silva
Charles Johnson vs. Joshua Van
Gabriel Bonfim vs. Ange Loosa
Da’Mon Blackshear vs. Montel Jackson
Mariya Agapova vs. Luana Santos
Jasmine Jasudavicius🇨🇦 vs. Fatima Kline
Julian Erosa vs. Christian Rodriguez
Evan Elder vs. Darrius Flowers
Josh Fremd vs. Andre Petroski
Cody Brundage vs. Abdul Razak Alhassan



Lots of chicks fighting on this card, Thong will have boob break-downs coming soon. He'll also be making jokes about Cortez and all the MMA cock she has received in the past 5 years.

Oh and I think Pat Barry and Rose Namajunas have been engaged for ninety two years or something like that, they don't seem too excited about the whole marriage thing, I just thought I'd point that out.

 

[THE_THONG]

x.com

x.com

Ohhh Tracy, ride it, don't hide it

 

[kickserv]

Ohhh Tracy, ride it, don't hide it

and it begins.

 

[THE_THONG]

and it begins.

Challenge me on draftkings for $5 so I can take the inheritance that your hairy assed uncle left you

 

[kickserv]

Challenge me on draftkings for $5 so I can take the inheritance that your hairy assed uncle left you

I'll think about it.

 

[IX_Bender]

Sharpening knives tomorrow. Cant pump up my winning percentage on only DOGS too much cause tiny igloo thinks its hype.

Talk about boobs and leave this to the professionals. Got 7 on the hook for Saturday but gotta narrow it down to a handful.

Lets get these weigh ins and see cause ya know, Rado.

 

[THE_THONG]

I'll think about it.

Canada lost in soccer yesterday

 

[THE_THONG]

They say Maria is kind of kinky

 

[kickserv]

They say Maria is kind of kinky

Who says that?

 

[THE_THONG]

Who says that?

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[kickserv]

All fighters made weight......

UFC on ESPN 59 Weigh-in Results: Tracy Cortez Chops Off Hair to Make Weight

The UFC on ESPN 59 main event is now official, but there was some drama on the scales.

www.sherdog.com

Note: Tracy Cortez had to cut off some of her hair to make weight, but she made it.

 

[kickserv]

Sharpening knives tomorrow. Cant pump up my winning percentage on only DOGS too much cause tiny igloo thinks its hype.

Talk about boobs and leave this to the professionals. Got 7 on the hook for Saturday but gotta narrow it down to a handful.

Lets get these weigh ins and see cause ya know, Rado.

Bender =

 

[kickserv]

Challenge me on draftkings

Easy win for kickserv coming up.

 

[THE_THONG]

All fighters made weight......

UFC on ESPN 59 Weigh-in Results: Tracy Cortez Chops Off Hair to Make Weight

The UFC on ESPN 59 main event is now official, but there was some drama on the scales.

www.sherdog.com

Note: Tracy Cortez had to cut off some of her hair to make weight, but she made it.

Wow so she cut off her pubes

 

[THE_THONG]

Easy win for kickserv coming up.

Just accepted

Prepare to be defeated

 

[kickserv]

Just accepted

Prepare to be defeated

Easy win for kickserv coming up.

 

[kickserv]

Wow so she cut off her pubes

Yes....that did the trick.

 

[kickserv]

Andre Petroski beat Josh Fremd $1.95 (-105) *1.5 Joe Rogans

Jasmine Jasudavicius🇨🇦 beat Fatima Kline $1.83 (-120) *2 Joe Rogans

 

[THE_THONG]

Fired up the grill, polished like fifty Smith and wessons

Gonna cook kickserv on draftkings

Yeeeeehawww wild wild west

 

[kickserv]

The big chalk Evan Elder defeats Darrius Flowers via Submission (Arm-Triangle Choke).