UFC on ESPN 9, May 30th, Las Vegas, Nevada

[kickserv]

Fight Card
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Gilbert Burns vs. Tyron Woodley
Blagoy Ivanov vs. Augusto Sakai
Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Brok Weaver
Hannah Cifers vs. Mackenzie Dern
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Antonina Shevchenko
Spike Carlyle vs. Billy Quarantillo
Klidson Abreu vs. Jamahal Hill
Tim Elliott vs. Brandon Royval
Casey Kenney vs. Louis Smolka
Chris Gutierrez vs. Vince Morales


Thong wants Hannah Cifers to tie him up and spank him for at least an hour.

 

[THE_THONG]

Fight Card
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Thong wants Hannah Cifers to tie him up and spank him for at least an hour.

Meek Farm Girl Love :00hour

 

[kickserv]

Kevin Holland injured, out of UFC on ESPN 9 bout vs. Daniel Rodriguez

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020...out-of-ufc-on-espn-9-bout-vs-daniel-rodriguez

 

[THE_THONG]

Kevin Holland injured, out of UFC on ESPN 9 bout vs. Daniel Rodriguez

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020...out-of-ufc-on-espn-9-bout-vs-daniel-rodriguez

My date with Hannah after her fight isn't off yet :0003

 

[kickserv]

My date with Hannah after her fight isn't off yet :0003

You need to be tested for Covid-19 and crabs before Hannah will meet you.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Holy shit just heard Dern's accent from her Jan 2020 bout. She is definitely ESL now

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[JOSHNAUDI]

You need to be tested for Covid-19 and crabs before Hannah will meet you.

You know why you have no shot with Cifers?

Cause you're not positive!!!!

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I'm assuming he has crabs...

It completes the circle

 

[kickserv]

I'm assuming he has crabs...

Thong's crabs could beat up his craps, so no worries for Thong.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Thong's crabs could beat up his craps, so no worries for Thong.

Plus she likes bad boys so Thong is 2 for 2

 

[THE_THONG]

Plus she likes bad boys so Thong is 2 for 2

Hannah says as long as I don't give her west Nile virus she's ok to get intimate. Crabs or syphilis is all right in her book

 

[THE_THONG]

Holy shit just heard Dern's accent from her Jan 2020 bout. She is definitely ESL now

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:mj07:

I actually saw her in a 7-11 last year with her baby.

 

[THE_THONG]

Plus she likes bad boys so Thong is 2 for 2

kick dresses like Brok Weaver on date night for weekly VHS screenings of Back To The Future 3

 

[kickserv]

kick dresses like Brok Weaver on date night for weekly VHS screenings of Back To The Future 3

Actually for every date night I just show up naked.

 

[kickserv]

Daniel Rodriguez now welcomes newcomer Gabriel Green at UFC on ESPN 9

https://www.mmafighting.com/2020/5/...comes-newcomer-gabriel-green-at-ufc-on-espn-9

 

[THE_THONG]

Actually for every date night I just show up naked.

I'm going to enter some lineups on draftkings and try to lose more money :toast:

 

[kickserv]

I'm going to enter some lineups on draftkings and try to lose more money :toast:

Seems like a solid plan.

 

[THE_THONG]

Seems like a solid plan.

LOCK = MAC DERN

hannah is cute and all, but MacDern is too big and strong, pretty much big sis her

but i'll root for hannah to pull off some miracle dq win, maybe mackenzie might go topless and just slap cifers around with her post baby boobies #whiplash :facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

One Fighter Misses Weight........

https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-espn-9-weigh-results-175059305.html

 

[THE_THONG]

One Fighter Misses Weight........

https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-espn-9-weigh-results-175059305.html

canadian indentured citizen ship him back xstop