UFC on ESPN+ 9, May 4th, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

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Fight Card
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Al Iaquinta vs. Donald Cerrone
Derek Brunson vs. Elias Theodorou:canada1
Cub Swanson vs. Shane Burgos
Brad Katona:canada1 vs. Merab Dvalishvili
Walt Harris vs. Sergey Spivak
Marc-Andr? Barriault:canada1 vs. Andrew Sanchez
Macy Chiasson vs. Sarah Moras:canada1
Aiemann Zahabi:canada1 vs. Vince Morales
Nordine Taleb:canada1 vs. Kyle Prepolec:canada1
Kyle Nelson:canada1 vs. Matt Sayles
Arjan Bhullar:canada1 vs. Juan Adams
Mitch Gagnon:canada1 vs. Cole Smith:canada1



Thong is going to say Macy Chiasson is a lock:0048



So many Canucks on one Fight Card, fuck yeah:00hourx44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x23:x44:x44:x44:

 

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shitload of trash canadaian fighters eh :0008

 

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shitload of trash canadaian fighters eh :0008

So much quality Canuck action that Avril will be writing song about it.x43:

 

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Thong is going to say Macy Chiasson is a lock:0048



So many Canucks on one Fight Card, fuck yeah:00hourx44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x23:x44:x44:x44:

no obvious locks, so need to try a massive 10 leg parlay hail mary CFL style

 

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reverse triangle play:

CERRONE :toast:

 

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reverse triangle play:

CERRONE :toast:

 

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All fighters made weight.........

https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Fight-Night-151-Weighin-Results-Main-Card-Set-153815

 

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All fighters made weight.........

https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Fight-Night-151-Weighin-Results-Main-Card-Set-153815

:0074 FUCK CANADA :0074

 

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:0074 FUCK CANADA :0074

Canada is so awesome that when you order a timbit the second one is always freex44:x44:x44:x44:

 

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no obvious locks

Macy at minus 8788776655444455566 odds isn't a lock? She should absolutely destroy Sarah Moras.

 

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2019 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 1-8
Fighter vs. Fighter 6-7
Over/Under 0-0
Parlays 3-10

-3.77 Joe Rogans


Arjan Bhullar:canada1 beat Juan Adams $2.10 (+110) *1 Joe Rogan

Brad Katona:canada1 beat Merab Dvalishvili $2.50 (+150) *1 Joe Rogan

Cole Smith:canada1 beat Mitch Gagnon:canada1 $2.00 (+100) *1.5Joe Rogans

Al Iaquinta wins inside distance $2.80 (+180) *half Joe Rogan

Aiemann Zahabi:canada1 wins inside distance $4.80 (+380) *half Joe Rogan

 

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The two Canucks Mitch Gagnon and Cole Smith put on a good show to start things off. Both Canucks showed heart and determination like Canucks do.

The +115 underdog Smith gets the decision win in his UFC debut.

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The two Canucks Mitch Gagnon and Cole Smith put on a good show to start things off. Both Canucks showed heart and determination like Canucks do.

The +115 underdog gets the decision win in his UFC debut.

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Cole Smith is an American name :facepalm:

 

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Cole Smith is an American name :facepalm:

The Canuck showed more heart then any American...........thus, he's Canadian.x43:





And for the record Smith is a Mongolian name.

 

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The Canuck showed more heart then any American...........thus, he's Canadian.x43:





And for the record Smith is a Mongolian name.

Bhullar sucks, keep him in Canada with his Canadian wrestling skills

 

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The Canuck underdog Arjan Bhullar at +120 odds beats the American Juan Adamsx44:x44:x44:

Yep yet again an American can't hang with a Canuck, even when the American is the fave he can't get it done.


OH CANADA


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Bhullar sucks, keep him in Canada with his Canadian wrestling skills

He just beat an Americanx44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x44:

 

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Arjan Bhullar:canada1 beat Juan Adams $2.10 (+110) *1 Joe Rogan

Cole Smith:canada1 beat Mitch Gagnon:canada1 $2.00 (+100) *1.5 Joe Rogans

Two Winners:00hour:00hour

BOXLOCKS and Thong could learn a lot from the above.


#nochalk
#chalkisdumb

 

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The -200 fave American Matt Sayles wins, he clearly cheated.

 

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He just beat an Americanx44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x44:

dude, that was a fuckn robbery :facepalm:

bhullar sux donkey dung