Unfortunate sports commentary

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Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I
once rode her mother."

Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."

Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but
none of them serious."

Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it -
you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the Cambridge president is kissing the
cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, "Julian D1cks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D1cks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
back straight, opening his legs and showing
his class."

US TV Commentator, "One reason Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I said?"
 

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This was heard by me at a game between UALR and WKU.


"Dixson (Dick-son) is having his way penetrating for the Trojans..."
 
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