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BOYS I DONT LIKE TO PICK OUT ONE COMMERCIAL BUT LETS CUT THE SH-T AND START LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD.I HAVE 2 FRIENDS IN THE TEAMSTERS UNION HERE IN BOSTON AND THEY DRIVE THE PEPSI TRUCKS.THEY TOLD ME IF THEY SEE A BIG COLORED GUY LIKE P.DIDDY RUNNING AT THEM LOOKING FOR A RIDE THEY WILL EITHER RUN HIM OVER OR PULL OUT THERE PIECES, THERES NO WAY THEY ARE GOING TO OPEN UP THE DOOR AND SAY SURE KID COME ON IN.AS A MATTER OF FACT ONE OF MY BUDDIES DELIVERS IN THE BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD OF ROXBURY,MA AND HE TOLD ME HE HAS 2 PADLOCKS ON HIS TRUCK SO THE KIDS DONT ROB HIM WHEN HE MAKES HIS DELIVERIES HE NEVER LEAVES HIS TRUCK OPEN.SO LETS GET SERIOUS ONLY ON A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL CAN THEY SHOW A WHITE TRUCK DRIVER PICKING UP A NIGERIAN IN A TUX IT JUST DOEANT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.

THIS SUPERBOWL SUCKED I HAD TOM BRADY OVER 237 1/2 YARDS PASSING AND THE F-CKING STIFF PASSES FOR 236 WOW THAT HURTS.THESE F-CKING PROP BETS SUCK :cry: ITS GOING TO BE A TOUGH NIGHT SLEEPING
 
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I agree with ya Jim...what a crock!! I know a few people who own horses and they said the last couple years that there's no way horses can kick a football between electric utility poles. I cant believe they air that shit.

You gotta be the biggest fvkin dope on this board.

If you dont think there's a bias in this world against the perpetually stupid.......If you were looking to hire for a position, and the job came down to a jello mold, a can of spam, and BeantownJim....who would you welcome with open arms? probably the jello mold.
 
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I AM NOT OBSESSED BUT DONT TRY AND PLAY ME FOR A FOOL ON THESE COMMERCIALS I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.HOW MANY AMERICANS SAID WHEN THEY SAW THIS COMMERCIAL NO F-CKING WAY AM I OPENING UP THAT WINDOW WHEN A BIG DUDE IS APPROACHING ME IN A TUX.HE LOOKED LIKE AN OVERPAYED CAR JACKER SO LIKE I SAID MY FRIENDS WOULDNT HAVE STOPPED AND THEY DRIVE FOR REAL A PEPSI TRUCK.I CANT BELIEVE I LOST MY PROP BET BY 1 1/2 YARDS JESUS CHRIST I AM JINXED :cursin:

CASCADE SPORTSBOOK WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS BY NEXT WEEK THEY ONLY STAYED IN BUSINESS UNTIL THE SUPERBOWL WAS OVER SO THEY COULD STEAL MORE MONEY :mad:
 
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Seems odd that those prop bets are always so damn close..sorry about the less, Cascade had the Brady passing yards prop at 235.5 by the way
.... :cursin: just jockin ya
 
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Leave it up to a sucker to cry over a lost sucker bet!!!
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DEON BRANCH SCREWED ME I COUNTED AT LEAST TWICE HE COULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR EXTRA YARDS BUT JUST SLID DOWN THE F-CKING PUSSY.I THINK I OVERHEARD HIM SAYING WHILE HE WAS DUCKING AND GOING DOWN BEANTOWNJIM DIS ONE IS FOR YOU,YOU RACIST BASTARD.JACK I DONT KNOW WHY I GET A BAD RAP IN THIS FORUM LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT FELLAS

(BEANTOWNJIM AINT A RACIST) I AM A REALIST

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING SHAWN KEMP,KEVIN GARNETT,PATRICK EWING,OR BEANTOWNJIM WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS ;)
 
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you tell them jimbo :mj07:
next there gonna say they have money with cascade :mj14:

tell them the cascade story beanfag :142smilie
 
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KotysDad said:
If you dont think there's a bias in this world against the perpetually stupid.......If you were looking to hire for a position, and the job came down to a jello mold, a can of spam, and BeantownJim....who would you welcome with open arms? probably the jello mold.
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Here's a noble idea dad......dont open his next thread. Talk about perpetually stupid. Did you think he was going to be discussing the pythagorean therom in this thread? Or better yet, did you think the thread would be about anything other than off-center humor?

Seriously, man....don't open the next Beantown thread. Theres some in here who laugh at him while not looking to be offended. Go raise Koty or something.
 
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I see the Beantown Posse aka Forum Intelligentsia is out in full force today. LOL

Iminforabuck....if you find him funny, you're as dumb as he is.

I read his posts only to prove to myself there are actually stupid people out there who cant use birth defects for an excuse.

I'll be sure to add you to the growing list of morons here who find him funny. I find him sad, you right along side of him.

Being a free world, I'll continue to read his posts and express my opinions as openly as he does. If you dont like it, you can go **** yourself. :)
 
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I am in no way, shape, or form a part of your so-called Beantown posse. I read his posts, because I look past any racial overtones to find the humor in his writing.

Its uptight, sensitive little PC watchdogs like yourself that make me sick. Ooooh ooooh....Beantown Jim offends me......ooooh.....ooooh......I know what I"ll do....I'll keep on reading what he writes so I can continue to be offended and call him names because its my freedom!

Talk about sad. And you actually think you're above him.
 
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THERE IS NO POSSE, JUST SOME PEOPLE WHO FIND THE SHIT THAT JIM COMES UP WIT IS FUHKIN HILARIOUS.
 
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Buck...

When did I say I was offended by anything he says? I just think he's a dope and will continue to call a spade a spade for as long as he shows his true colors.

He needs new material. He's not only a witless dope, but he's gotten way too predictable. If you find the same jokes funny when you hear them over and over ad nauseum, then maybe your pee-sized brain is smaller than I originally thought.
 
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LOL And back we go to my original idea. The jokes are old.....so spend your time visiting threads that are more original.

Ooops....I forgot about those freedoms.

Who's the dope here?

:rolleyes:
 
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