US Open Tennis......August 31st - September 13th

[kickserv]

2015 Tennis Record
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Parlay 26-99
Head to Head 30-52
Over/Under 6-2
Game Spread 4-7
Prop 4-15
Futures 0-1

+18.83 units


Day 1 Action


JOAO SOUSA beat RICARDAS BERANKIS $2.00 (+100) *1.5 units

JOAO SOUZA +11.5 games beat NOVAK DJOKOVIC $2.10 (+110) *1 unit

BOJANA JOVANOVSKI beat LARA ARRUABARRENA $2.15 (+115) *1 unit


Parlay #1
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DAVID FERRER
VASEK POSPISILx43:
TOMMY ROBREDO
JELENA JANKOVIC
EKATERINA MAKAROVA
MADISON BRENGLE
IRINA FALCONI
KAROLINA PLISKOVA
MARIANA DUQUE-MARINO
ELINA SVITOLINA

odds = $5.10 (+410) *0.75 unit


Parlay #2
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JESSICA PEGULA
JOHN MILLMAN
TEYMURAZ GABASHVILI
CASEY DELLACQUA

odds = $6.93 (+593) *0.75 unit

 

[kickserv]

Future Wager


Roger Federer to win the US Open at odds of 6.00 (+500) *1 unit

 

[THE_THONG]

does JLH have tickets for flushing meadows

 

[kickserv]

does JLH have tickets for flushing meadows

She can get tickets to anything, after all she is Jennifer Love fucking Hewitt:Yep:

 

[kickserv]

adding another parlay for Day 1......


Parlay #3
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VASEK POSPISIL:canada1
ELIAS YMER
TOMMY ROBREDO
DAVID FERRER
TEREZA SMITKOVA
IRINA FALCONI
KAROLINA PLISKOVA
ELINA SVITOLINA

odds = $7.90 (+690) *0.75 unit

 

[kickserv]

adding for Day 1............


Parlay #4
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DAVID FERRER
VASEK POSPISIL :canada1
ELIAS YMER
TOMMY ROBREDO
TEREZA SMITKOVA
DARIA GAVRILOVA
ANA KONJUH
POLONA HERCOG

odds = $13.49 (+1249) *half unit

 

[kickserv]

adding Day 1.........

VITALIA DIATCHENKO +8.0 games beat SCUM BITCH $2.00 (+100) *2 units

 

[kickserv]

Day 1 goes poorly for kickserv

2015 Tennis Record
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Parlay 26-103
Head to Head 31-53
Over/Under 6-2
Game Spread 4-8
Prop 4-15
Futures 0-1

+17.23 units

 

[kickserv]

Day 2 Action


Parlay #1
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JIRI VESELY
JOHANNA KONTA
GARBINE MUGURUZA
VARVARA LEPCHENKO
KARIN KNAPP
MARIA SAKKARI
SANTIAGO GIRALDO

odds = $9.96 (+896) *0.75 unit


Parlay #2
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JIRI VESELY
HYEON CHUNG
SANTIAGO GIRALDO
GARBINE MUGURUZA
KARIN KNAPP
JOHANNA KONTA
NICOLE GIBBS
ANDREA PETKOVIC
MONICA NICULESCU

odds = $14.74 (13.74-1) *half unit

 

[LA Burns]

for round 1, played:


c mcHale -240 vs p cetkovska


2 ships sailing in opposite directions in their respective careers - cetkovska is 16-8 on the year and has been winning matches in ITF events, but has yet to beat a player ranked in the top 100 in 2015 - McHale beat her in straights at Indian Wells this year and I expect the same today


as always, good luck


LA Burns

 

[kickserv]

Parlay #3
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HYEON CHUNG
VIKTOR TROICKI
NICOLE GIBBS
ALEKSANDRA KRUNIC
TEREZA MRDEZA
MONICA NICULESCU
ALIZE CORNET

odds = $19.00 (18-1) *half unit

 

[kickserv]

c mcHale -240 vs p cetkovska

The American McHale at -240 odds loses, LA Burns is not happy, not happy at all. LA Burns thinking about changing his citizenship, he's not happy with American tennis right now.

 

[kickserv]

adding for Day 2..............


Parlay #4
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SARA ERRANI
MONICA NICULESCU
ALIZE CORNET
ADRIAN MANNARINO
SAMANTHA STOSUR
FLAVIA PENNETTA
SHELBY ROGERS

odds = $8.52 (+752) *half unit

 

[LA Burns]

The American McHale at -240 odds loses, LA Burns is not happy, not happy at all. LA Burns thinking about changing his citizenship, he's not happy with American tennis right now.

just a horrific loss for McHale, she played downright awful tennis and didn't win many points that weren't handed to her on a silver platter - tons and tons of errors in the match, just awful - 2 posted losses in a row in tennis, just awful all around

 

[kickserv]

Parlay number 4 misses by one, Cornet gets hurt does not retire and loses 6-4 in the 3rd, miss out on +752 parlay by one, fuck my luck

Parlay #2 at 13.74-1 odds misses by one. Giraldo wins 1st set and is up 6-4 in 2nd set tiebreak, loses tiebreaker 8-6. He's up 6-3 in third set tiebreaker loses the tiebreaker 8-6. Then he's up a break in 4th set, gets broken back and loses in 4th set tiebreaker.

Fuck my horrific luck

 

[kickserv]

2015 Tennis Record
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Parlay 26-107
Head to Head 31-53
Over/Under 6-2
Game Spread 4-8
Prop 4-15
Futures 0-1

+14.98 units

 

[kickserv]

Day 3 Action


Parlay
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Casey Dellacqua & Yaroslava Shvedova
Jamie Murray & John Peers
Juan Sebastian Cabal & Robert Farah
Pierre-Hugues Herbert & Nicolas Mahut
Daniel Nestor:canada1 & Edouard Roger-Vasselin
Novak Djokovic
David Goffin
Marin Cilic
Agnieszka Radwanska
Belinda Bencic
Ana Konjuh
Anna Tatishvili

odds = $8.26 (+726) *0.75 unit

 

[kickserv]

adding for Day 3...........


Parlay #2
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Jamie Murray & John Peers
Juan Sebastian Cabal & Robert Farah
Pierre-Hugues Herbert & Nicolas Mahut
Daniel Nestor:canada1 & Edouard Roger-Vasselin
Novak Djokovic
David Goffin
Marin Cilic
Agnieszka Radwanska
Belinda Bencic
Pablo Cuevas
Illya Marchenko
Gabriela Dabrowski:canada1 & Alicja Rosolska

odds = $29.09 (+2809) *half unit

 

[THE_THONG]

the espn u.s open coverage is serena this, serena that

a horrible person with horrible disposition is the face of tennis in america :facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

the espn u.s open coverage is serena this, serena that

a horrible person with horrible disposition is the face of tennis in america :facepalm:

yes, yes and yes.