US Open Thursday

[Jord20]

I played these for shits


STRAIGHT BET
[8134] M LLODRA +441
(P KOHLSCHREIBER vrs M LLODRA)

500 / 2205

STRAIGHT BET
[8132] G GARCIA LOPEZ +150
(S QUERREY vrs G GARCIA LOPEZ)

500 / 750

STRAIGHT BET
[8642] Q WANG +168
(C DELLACQUA vrs Q WANG)

500 / 840

[8636] C SUAREZ NAVARRO -170
(C VANDEWEGHE vrs C SUAREZ NAVARRO)

850 / 500

STRAIGHT BET
[8150] A SEPPI +137
(N KYRGIOS vrs A SEPPI)

500 / 685

STRAIGHT BET
[8156] L MAYER -354
(M EBDEN vrs L MAYER)

1770 / 500

[8646] P CETKOVSKA +518
(P KVITOVA vrs P CETKOVSKA)

500 / 2590

[8649] M ERAKOVIC -112
(M ERAKOVIC vrs E VESNINA)

560 / 500

STRAIGHT BET
[8651] C MCHALE +303
(C MCHALE vrs V AZARENKA)

500 / 1515

STRAIGHT BET
[8639] N GIBBS +257
(N GIBBS vrs A PAVLYUCHENKOVA)

500 / 1285

STRAIGHT BET
[8653] C BELLIS +337
(C BELLIS vrs Z DIYAS)

500 / 1685

STRAIGHT BET
[8631] V LEPCHENKO -140
(V LEPCHENKO vrs M BARTHEL)

700 / 500

 

[Jord20]

I just laid -880 on VIP... shoot me now, but I had to pay for some of those dog shots

 

[Jord20]

Got bailed out of llodra - I will take it

 

[Jord20]

I just laid -880 on VIP... shoot me now, but I had to pay for some of those dog shots

Wow. That's almost hard to do. Thanks, Ana. Nothing like starting the day in 4400 hole :00hour:00hour:00hour:facepalm::facepalm:

 

[Jord20]

I'm going to lay 650 on Keys today too, I think. How do i lose a straight -880?!!?!

Ana is too busy looking hot on social media to focus on tennis

 

[Jord20]

Tilt plays:

Stosur -375
Keys -680


:nono::nono::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[Hashish]

That was a hell of an effort from GGL. I only needed him to win one frickin' set, and he just had to lay the turd. This is why I hate betting on tennis.

 

[Bombs]

That was a hell of an effort from GGL. I only needed him to win one frickin' set, and he just had to lay the turd. This is why I hate betting on tennis.

I have watched a lot of sports, but the body language and general laziness of Benoit Paire exceeds anything I have ever seen before. What. The. F.

 

[Jord20]

I have watched a lot of sports, but the body language and general laziness of Benoit Paire exceeds anything I have ever seen before. What. The. F.

I've never seen him play, lol.

Do you bet a lot of tennis, Bombs?

 

[Jord20]

That was a hell of an effort from GGL. I only needed him to win one frickin' set, and he just had to lay the turd. This is why I hate betting on tennis.

I hate GGL... he's usually a good fade off the clay.

 

[Bombs]

I've never seen him play, lol.

Do you bet a lot of tennis, Bombs?

Intermittently. If you want to watch this clown Paire, hes on Court 11 right now. What a jackass. Busta blows though so if he can get some momentum, this awful chalk play still has a shot.

I'm sure Gibbs is going to get straight ripped here since she won the first set. How many first set winners big dogs have I had in the last two days? I've lost count. Qiang this morning was particularly bad, but not as bad as Puig or Begu yesterday.

I do like Kyrgios a lot this afternoon, but I should have played it when it came out at -135.

 

[Bombs]

Intermittently. If you want to watch this clown Paire, hes on Court 11 right now. What a jackass. Busta blows though so if he can get some momentum, this awful chalk play still has a shot.

I'm sure Gibbs is going to get straight ripped here since she won the first set. How many first set winners big dogs have I had in the last two days? I've lost count. Qiang this morning was particularly bad, but not as bad as Puig or Begu yesterday.

I do like Kyrgios a lot this afternoon, but I should have played it when it came out at -135.

Gibbs has set up for the major disappointment now up 5-3 in the second set. When she blows this the 3rd set will be like 6-1 or so.

 

[Bombs]

About to be broken at love serving for the match. This is over, the rest isn't even worth watching.

 

[Bombs]

And another chance serving for the match at 6-5 she wins one point. Will lose tiebreak then get skunked in the 3rd. It was meant to be.

 

[Bombs]

Then has 4-1 lead, 6-5 lead in breaker. Blows both. Loses 6 all point on a net cord. Absolutely zero chance in 3rd set. None.

 

[Jord20]

Just got back to desk to see this. Hilarious. Every match is a choke job last 2 days. Erakovic lost too... yay!!

 

[lowell]

About 10k in action for shit and giggles?
I am embarrassed to worry about my 20.00 play.

 

[Bombs]

Neither of them can serve. Gibbs up 5-2 in the 3rd set. Hearbreak hotel on the way as she immediately opens up by looking terrible on return. This is actually unbelievable.

 

[Bombs]

Somehow she wins it. I needed that one badly.

 

[Jord20]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa....

Legitimately my worst day ever betting Tennis. I decide to bet the huge faves, and they all lose. Very tough to do... almost impressive. I feel like Ron Burgundy in awe of Baxter's cheese eating prowess...

FUCK MY LIFE.... just stupid...

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