Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store. In hopes that later, you'd be my wh*re.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class. Especially when I'm spanking your big, fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, our love has grown... but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey, you're a cutie. I just wish you had J.Lo's booty.
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister.
Happy Valentine's
Justin
-BHB
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store. In hopes that later, you'd be my wh*re.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class. Especially when I'm spanking your big, fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I'm fulfilled... so make me a sandwich!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass, our love has grown... but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey, you're a cutie. I just wish you had J.Lo's booty.
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister.
Happy Valentine's
Justin
-BHB
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