Vasectomy Parlay...

[Howie's Hot]

I hate to bring this up here but I need some to share the pain with...today's the day so I'm releasing my Big V Parlay of a Lifetime

Dayton -5
Pepperdine -3.5
Xavier -16

Good luck and with the day I'm gonna have you may want to fade these as well

 

[loophole]

kinda like dayton on coach purnell's return to norfolk, haven't looked at the other games yet. as to the big v, not that big a deal, just make sure you take the tranqs the doc gave you, as that smoke you smell will be coming off your balls.

 

[Howie's Hot]

thanks loop...nothin says good mornin like a Gillette mach 5 on your balls....UD is my alma mater...they can't let me down today can they??

 

[freelancc]

ouch..!!! that is one parlay i will stay away from..

 

[FED]

burning balls parlay of a lifetime

as respect, i will throw 1/2 a unit on it

good luck

 

[Howie's Hot]

Thanks Fed...It's official, I am now an "it"...I espected a few more sympathy takers out there but oh well..

I'm also throwing a unit on all three as well....

GL all
How

 

[Howie's Hot]

Adding Marshall -17 1 unit...so in summary so I can go Ice my balls:

All one unit:

Dayton -5
Pepperdine -3.5
Xavier -16
Marshall -17
Detroit +4.5

and the "Big V" parlay for a unit with Dayton/Xavier/Pepperdine

GL
How

Gonna do to tha man what was done to me....:nutkick

 

[Theboundbook]

With ya on Dayton at -4.5 and -2 1st half.

 

[deportes]

Dayton it is. kick the man where it hurts. get well.

 

[pd1]

Any chance of asking the wife for a blow job, just to make sure it still works. Still lmaf. Best of luck to you, and I'll put a half unit on it too.

 

[spang]

A true "vasectomy " parlay must feature a team that is minus two.

Think about it

 

[Howie's Hot]

thanks for the suport fellas....rooted that 1st half in for ya bound book , am watching the game on the dish, UD looks pretty good....

PD1...been tryin that angle the last six years of marriage, as soon as I said I do, she don't...

 

[Howie's Hot]

Adding UD - 1/2 2 H.. 1 unit

 

[GENO]

good luck dude hope the Vsec works and the flow becomes a dud.

All juice and no seed just remember to keep that jock strap on , my doc was an Immigrant and I didn't understand him. The stitches came out and the incision opened back up cause he said I stopped wearing the jock strap too soon. Had to go back for a re-sew no fun :nono:

 

[Howie's Hot]

thanks Geno...got the ice pack and jock on now...

sorry to all the sympathy wagers out there who lost on my alma mater flyers..

Pepperdine's on the dish tonight though...time to get stupid I think...

 

[Howie's Hot]

Knew I should have just stayed in bed yesterday...first I get snipoped, then lose 3 games in the final minute, one by the hook...sheesh

season 36-30-2 +4 units (2 unit plays 2-4)
Tuesday night 1-5 -4 units
parlays 1-1

Back with more fades soon....need a pain pill...