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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."





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You have a 50/50 shot at people laughing or screaming at you...I laughed....But then again I'm Italian,,If you had said GOTTIcare I would have a problem because I'm sensitive.Thank you for your time...But the news did a survey ,,...:0008
 

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Haha....

I actually had a vasectomy on Friday. I have Aetna coverage, the girl assisting the urologist never gave me so much as a little pull, and Aetna is good!!

Maybe she hates english guys?
 

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Haha....

I actually had a vasectomy on Friday. I have Aetna coverage, the girl assisting the urologist never gave me so much as a little pull, and Aetna is good!!

Maybe she hates english guys?

I went about 15 years ago,,Had a co pay of 20 bucks but they charged me 30,,As I was leaving they came out and gave my wife 10 dollars back,,She asked what was that for? Before the nurse could answer I said its because they said that I had the biggest they had ever worked on!!!,,But also,,not even a tug.:shrug:
 

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I went about 15 years ago,,Had a co pay of 20 bucks but they charged me 30,,As I was leaving they came out and gave my wife 10 dollars back,,She asked what was that for? Before the nurse could answer I said its because they said that I had the biggest they had ever worked on!!!,,But also,,not even a tug.:shrug:

That is funny.

For anyone considering having it done, I have to say, for something that is obviously so delicate and worrying, it was incredibly easy and pain-free.

It took in total about 15 minutes, the doc chatted to me throughout and I just drove myself home immediately afterwards. I've had much more difficult dental procedures (well, I am English)! The trickiest thing for me was the night before, shaving my balls as requested by the doc in preparation.....I've never actually done that before....sounds easy but I found it very tricky!!
 

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That is funny.

For anyone considering having it done, I have to say, for something that is obviously so delicate and worrying, it was incredibly easy and pain-free.

It took in total about 15 minutes, the doc chatted to me throughout and I just drove myself home immediately afterwards. I've had much more difficult dental procedures (well, I am English)! The trickiest thing for me was the night before, shaving my balls as requested by the doc in preparation.....I've never actually done that before....sounds easy but I found it very tricky!!

They did shave my balls,,but,,sprayed cold water on me constantly,,,I told them they wouldn't be able to tell either way!!Yeah,,My doc and I talked golf and I drove home as well,,,,Easy enough,
 

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They did shave my balls,,but,,sprayed cold water on me constantly,,,I told them they wouldn't be able to tell either way!!Yeah,,My doc and I talked golf and I drove home as well,,,,Easy enough,

Before going, I was reading about it on Wiki.....apparently the first successful one was done in 1899. Between 1758-1899 they say that the procedure was being developed and only experimental!!! Sure glad I wasn't part of that trial and error process!!!!
 

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I was one of the lucky few to get to have two vasectomies. :facepalm:
After my son was born I called my doc and set it up. In office with a local while awake-- the standard operating procedure.
Go back a week later to hear from him that he only got one side. He clipped a blood vessel instead of the vas on the right nut.
Then he asked if I wanted to see a urologist instead of letting him try again. I said no offense doc, but I'm going with the urologist this time.



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