Vice Principal does "thong check" at school dance
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And when she was done checking the undies, the Vice principal looked at the girls and said " What a lovely Tea Party " and Whipped the Canoe into shape!
I guess you guys haven't been in and around high schools in awhile. The high school where I teach actually has a pretty strict dress code. But with the jeans the girls are wearing today that are so low cut, when they are sitting down and bending over at the waist.......the waist of the jeans opens up and if one were to look, you can easily identify the thong wearers. In my classes, it goes about 50%. Or so they tell me, because, of course, I would never look.
Well I went to an all male High School until junior year by the name of Brother Rice in Chicago. Was asked to attend elsewhere in the middle of junior year or so. My Principal Brother Hennesy used to teach freshman Algebra. We were not required to wear ties due to a change in the dress code they wanted to try for a year, yet had to wear button and collared shirts.
Whenever you asked Brother Hennesey a question, he would calmly walk over to you, caress your chest inside your shirt, and ask you what the problem was. We went back to ties the next year. But they never said anything about my thong
Whenever you asked Brother Hennesey a question, he would calmly walk over to you, caress your chest inside your shirt, and ask you what the problem was. We went back to ties the next year. But they never said anything about my thong
Ferdville, man you are so lucky! how old are you? Teaching high school girls Man I've seen some of these Britney wannabees and Dayum. You can't tell me honestly that you don't check out a nice round 18 year old Toosh bending over grabbin the old book bag across the desk! When I was fresh out of High school and in my first couple of years in College, I was a Substitute teacher, Yeah I know must not have real strict guidelines for that position here is what you are saying to yourself! Well I have found that these same chicky babies that I was subbing for are now old enough to go Party with the big dogs! As a matter of fact some of the lovely ladies that I used to sub for have frequented Blues pad in the past year or so! So do yourself a favor Ferd, pick yourself out one now and grow that plant to fit your needs :brows: Because Damn them girls know what the hell there doing these days! :lol:
Man I've seen some of these Britney wannabees and Dayum. You can't tell me honestly that you don't check out a nice round 18 year old Toosh bending over grabbin the old book bag across the desk! When I was fresh out of High school and in my first couple of years in College, I was a Substitute teacher, Yeah I know must not have real strict guidelines for that position here is what you are saying to yourself! Well I have found that these same chicky babies that I was subbing for are now old enough to go Party with the big dogs! As a matter of fact some of the lovely ladies that I used to sub for have frequented Blues pad in the past year or so! So do yourself a favor Ferd, pick yourself out one now and grow that plant to fit your needs :brows: Because Damn them girls know what the hell there doing these days! :lol:
...that's what i like about those high school girls. i keep getting older, but they stay the same age....
Holy chit some you guys sound like you have not had agood piece of snatch in a long time, if ever. You got to be chitting me high school girls. Most don't have any idea how to give good head' let alone haul your ashes good. Now a well rounded 21 year old. Thats more like it. Love those middle aged gals 20 to 25.
BlueDiamond - I am almost 55, but hanging around these kids makes me feel like I am still 15! I am very lucky to be married (second wife) to a pretty nice 28 year old who is NOT a former student of mine. She laughs like crazy when I tell her about the girls in school. She is happy because it keeps an old guy like me going. It sure doesn't seem like the girls looked like this when I was in school. We haven't even touched on the subject of bras or rather the lack of bras. And, yes, I do like to keep my air conditioned room cold! I always think that I am just a little out of step with today's youth. But in all honesty, the girls are an entirely different breed than those of the past in my humble opinion. All this being said - I still cannot believe that anyone working in a school would be so idiotic to think that they would not get fired for having a "thong" check. I do see the thongs in my class all the time and wouldn't even bother to report it (as it would be violation of dress code to be visible) because someone might make something out of the fact that I was looking! We also have a rule that prohibits cleavage. Well, same thing goes. Once the girls settle in at their desks, they pull the tops down a little; bend over and voila - cleavage galore! But no male teacher in his right mind will make a deal over it because he will then be reprimanded for looking in the first place. With all the sexual harrassment crap these days, you can't win either way. I just make sure that I am never alone in my room with a girl and that my doors are never closed - even then, if you have one evil minded enough, she could cause you some trouble. Some other day we can talk about the girls that like to sit up in the front of the room and wear short skirts. That's a hole, I mean, whole other story.
Ferd, you have to realize being from Alabama, most of the girls that are in High school are around 21 or so! But yeah I know all about those cold class rooms, WOW! I was clearly joking about the whole banging the high schooler thing, there are too many sluts in college to be had!
But yeah I know all about those cold class rooms, WOW! I was clearly joking about the whole banging the high schooler thing, there are too many sluts in college to be had! Monk et al.
This story is the topic of discussion on my right wing Houston radio station (KPRC). I was driving home from the airport on Monday afternoon and the host was talking about HISD (Houston Independant School District) selling the personal information of students. A local TV station broke the story and basically anyone who would pony up a few dollars (cost of making copies) could get all the data on any student in HISD. I mean all that info that is included in any school record. Since the host was on a tanget about that issue when I saw your thread I emailed it to him. I didn't have time to listen to the whole show yesterday but he brought it up. I just turned on the radio for the same host and he said he had rec'd about 1000 emails in regards to that story and thanked the "person who sent it" on the radio. All I have to say is the Monk is stirring stuff as usual, you are making waves in Houston my good man, keep up the great work.
GLTA
This story is the topic of discussion on my right wing Houston radio station (KPRC). I was driving home from the airport on Monday afternoon and the host was talking about HISD (Houston Independant School District) selling the personal information of students. A local TV station broke the story and basically anyone who would pony up a few dollars (cost of making copies) could get all the data on any student in HISD. I mean all that info that is included in any school record. Since the host was on a tanget about that issue when I saw your thread I emailed it to him. I didn't have time to listen to the whole show yesterday but he brought it up. I just turned on the radio for the same host and he said he had rec'd about 1000 emails in regards to that story and thanked the "person who sent it" on the radio. All I have to say is the Monk is stirring stuff as usual, you are making waves in Houston my good man
, keep up the great work.GLTA
Oh yeah Ferd, Man I ment to say this earlier today, but I was a little hungover and not thinking very clearly! But Damn! A 28 year old wife at 55, I'm the first to stand up and say, BRAVO you are the man! I know most people think the only way an older fella can score a hot little cutie is being loaded, but I also know that teachers are not compensated nearly enough to fit the job! ( I have an aunt and an uncle that are teachers ) So I know she was not after your money. So i'm assuming you must have "the gift"! You know that charm that allows you to track women like a bloodhound! My hat is off to you sir! If you ever write a book or an informational type brochure on how to score hot chicks that are younger than you, please send me a copy for my library!
Keep up the good work my man! And when you pass out some lady info I'm :bigear:
But Damn! A 28 year old wife at 55, I'm the first to stand up and say, BRAVO you are the man! I know most people think the only way an older fella can score a hot little cutie is being loaded, but I also know that teachers are not compensated nearly enough to fit the job! ( I have an aunt and an uncle that are teachers ) So I know she was not after your money. So i'm assuming you must have "the gift"! You know that charm that allows you to track women like a bloodhound! My hat is off to you sir! If you ever write a book or an informational type brochure on how to score hot chicks that are younger than you, please send me a copy for my library!Keep up the good work my man! And when you pass out some lady info I'm :bigear:
I have to confess that I was not teaching when I met my current wife. I was teaching when I met and divorced my first wife. I was managing a couple of businesses for friends of mine when I met my current wife. These guys (both passed away now) were both high rollers, and I guess, it is possible, that she could have mistakenly assumed that I was well off, too! Actually, I was well paid by these guys, but they were both loaded; loved to have fun; and weren't shy about sharing their fun and money (may they rest in peace). We joke alot now about how she could have been duped into believing that I was actually rich due to the lifestyle I was treated to by my friends. They both passed away within a year from illnesses. The business just wouldn't have been the same without them and I could see a whole lot of 60 hour weeks staring me in my face so I bailed out. Business closed down with new owners within 4 years. We started dating when she just turned 20; I was 45. It is a crazy story that I will tell someday if anybody is interested. We will definitely be coming to Superbowl this year!
Note: evidence of senility creeping in - My ever so lovely vixen crept up behind me to see what I was doing. She laughs and asks me - "How old am I?" I say, "28." She says, "When was I born?" I say. "November 23, 1972." She says, "Do the math." I say, "Why didn't you tell me you turned 29?" It really is a bitch getting older.
Note: evidence of senility creeping in - My ever so lovely vixen crept up behind me to see what I was doing. She laughs and asks me - "How old am I?" I say, "28." She says, "When was I born?" I say. "November 23, 1972." She says, "Do the math." I say, "Why didn't you tell me you turned 29?" It really is a bitch getting older.
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sorry to hear about your friends passing from illnesses. What field where these businesses in? How old were your partners when they passed? Was it contagious? Did the business fold because they were deceased? Does your current wife know that you are 55 years old? Have you ever heard her say eeww gross when you were showering? Are you a good-looking and shapely man? She was twenty when you met. Do you remember watching her play at recess when you were a teacher.? Do you give her Dad books that you have already read back when you were his age? Of course this is all meant in jest and I mean absolutely no harm as I think that Love is a wonderful thing and evidently blind as a bat, because I have a couple of women that have fallen in love with me before. Of course they all have restraining orders on me now, but that is neither here nor there. My hat is off to you Ferdville, you are the man. I am 37 and my future ex is already 33. I don't think I could get a twenty year old at this point in my life, mostly because I hate Roller Skating.
