Week 4. The Seahag says...

[Clem D]

If you didn't read about the Seahags adventure in my Lazy Boy from week 3.. Let's just say she came at me like a 5 foot tall obese orangatang in heat once she found her way home. I had to shoot the bitch with a tranquilizer gun. I felt like I was a guest star on Mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom. Anyway we had a decent week this week. still waiting on Pittsburgh.

I just pounded an early line. I know any given sunday any team can win as proven again this week. That said, I feel really safe and secure in taking Atlanta minus 3.5 over the Seahags name sake in Seattle. Atlanta is 1-2. I called for them to get beat by the bucs after the battle with the Eagles. Now here comes the classic "sandwich " game or trap, as the Falcons could easily look ahead to to the primetime tilt with green bay the next week.

Ain't going to happen. This game is imperative and Coach Mike will have his charges fired up. Seattle has poor kick coverage that will be exploited. Seattle won't be able to cover Matty Ices targets. Gonzalez should be able to get his old ass up to crease the seahawks a few times. Tavarius will throw a pick 6 and this game will be over by the start of the 4th.

Atl-3.5
4 big units. I like it up to 6


:0008

 

[Clem D]

Updated record
Straight plays 8-6-1 + 7.5 units
Pbr plays 1-0 (+6)

Parlays and Teasers tracked separately
Parlays- 0-2 -2 units

Teasers 0-2 minus 6 units.

Hoping to get to plus 15 in the parlay teaser account. will be tough with that start.!!

 

[Clem D]

Updated record
Straight plays 8-6-1 + 7.5 units
Pbr plays 1-0 (+6)

Parlays and Teasers tracked separately
Parlays- 0-2 -2 units

Teasers 0-2 minus 6 units.

Hoping to get to plus 15 in the parlay teaser account. will be tough with that start.!!

Teasers are actually 1-3 for minus 5 units. I hit a two teamer in my week 1 thread.

and then lost the one from last night

 

[elmer fudd]

love atl :toast:

 

[Clem D]

Those who are keepinhg up with my antics will be happy to know the peanut butter "gag" worked like a charm until we got stopped by a cop near mile marker 109. While asking for my documents he asked..
"why does this vehicle smell like peanut butter?" I lpointed to the sister in law who still had her face covered with it. I told him their was still half a jar in the backseat if he wanted to make a sandwich or dip his banana in it. She got back in the car 10 minutes later and handed me a warning for not maintaining a lane.:thefinger

Still working some plays out.
For now
Taking the under 46.5 in the Dallas detroit game.
I see rob ryans defense selling out to stop Calvin J. Which should leave the run open and some short passes. Dallas offense is not clicking yet and they will have to play alot of max protect to keep suh from killing romo.

2 units

 

[Clem D]

Everybody knows when you get a chance to get the Steelers with the points you bet them. Problem is Steelers are flawed right now. Oline is bad, running game is putrid. Big Ben will meet Mario and it should make for some good collision footage. I'm on the texans. This should solidify Houston as contender for the Afc title.

Houston -3.5
3 units

 

[Clem D]

The 3 team parlay
1 unit to get 6

Texans-3.5
Pack-13
Bucs -10

tease it for 2 units
texans +6.5
Pack -3
Bucs pk


Walk softly and carry a big jar of Peanut Butter

 

[Clem D]

Afc total of the day.
San Diego Miami over 44.5
2 units

 

[Clem D]

The seahag got into the hooch this afternoon and passed out drunk. When she wakes up she may have a little trouble opening her left eye.. again. No it ain't what you think. I would never do that to a woman while she was sleeping. I can't speak for punjab the cock or spaniel.


Play the Ravens tonight
-4
Jets Oline is banged up. The little mexican QB is going to get pummeled. No running game. Ravens win big. Brunnel may wind up in this game. I smell a blowout.

4.5 big units


Clubbing seals play

Hey Raymond welcome back!

 

[Clem D]

Pissing in Sparky next doors fish tank. You can't go to the well too often. Can I get some help getting atlanta home? Maybe a score or two in the san dawg game too.


Just saying:shrug:

 

[PaSprint]

I played the under 20 in the Falcons 2nd half. Who'd a thunk the Seahags score 14 in the 2nd half? I can shove that one up my ass now.
The Chargers should be ok.

 

[Clem D]

I played the under 20 in the Falcons 2nd half. Who'd a thunk the Seahags score 14 in the 2nd half? I can shove that one up my ass now.
The Chargers should be ok.

If the seahags fuck me in the ass here, I'm going to return the favor to the Seahag tonight. Book it:facepalm:

 

[PaSprint]

If the seahags fuck me in the ass here, I'm going to return the favor to the Seahag tonight. Book it:facepalm:

:mj07: :mj07: Go get you some Clem!

 

[Clem D]

If you only got behind the Seahags ass once....



Tavarius Jackson should be hanging off the back of a garbage truck in my neighborhood tomorrow and this cork soaker is going to beat me?:sadwave:

 

[PaSprint]

Well hopefully the Chargers Score a TD on this drive and seal the deal.
Atlanta :facepalm: Man I thought the under 20 2nd half was gonna be cake. The seahags put up 21 :sadwave:

 

[Clem D]

All is not lost.. Hit the back end of the tree team college pro teaser. 2 legs alive in the nfl parlay and teaser.

Still sick over the atl bedshitting.


really love the ravens... tread lightly though. good luck all

 

[Vicc Inzagio]

on the ravens as well.... bol D !!! :0074


vicc

 

[Clem D]

Was tempted to make the ravens a pbr, but happy with the outcome. I knew jets line could not protect Sanchez tonight.

Have a 3 team parlay and teaser alive with Tampa -10 and pk. Parlay gets me 6 units tease gets me 10.

Do i hedge and take the colts +10 to get a guaranteed 3 units. I have a good buzz on, but I'm thinking I have a good middle opp also. Help me out.

 

[Four Corners]

CLem,

Is that a typo...you bet 2u on the tease...more importantly, why are up at 3AM. Are you waiting for your neighbor to go to sleep so you can slip over to the "refill" the fish tank. :142smilie Good luck tonite whatever you decide. You are one funny cat!

 

[Clem D]

CLem,

Is that a typo...you bet 2u on the tease...more importantly, why are up at 3AM. Are you waiting for your neighbor to go to sleep so you can slip over to the "refill" the fish tank. :142smilie Good luck tonite whatever you decide. You are one funny cat!

yea typo on the tease!! Thanks bro