Week 5.. The Seahag says...

[Clem D]

The Seahag says swore she had a full jar of Peanut Butter in the cupboard. I told the bitch to stop swearing and hurry up and buy a few more jars (although a little Mrs butterworths seems to get the job done with the mini hag). :SIB

Record ytd
Straight plays 10-9-1 plus 7 units
Parlays 0-4 minus 4 units :scared
Teasers 2-3 minus 3 units


One play so far boys.
Giants will be a little flat after their emotional win out west in the desert. If they were not playing seattle I might make a move against them. Seattle is coming cross country for an early game. I think the over is the play in this game. Eli Manning is carrying the Giants on his back right now. JAckson to rice is really going to emerge as top connection. I look for at least 5 turnovers in this game with both teams benefitting from getting at least one defensive turnover in the redzone.
I got this at 42 and it is a play up to 44

Giant over 42
4 units

I also put a bonus three team teaser into play this week
Giants pk
Giant over 32
Detroit +3.5

I really think the Bears will have a very tough time blocking and keepin the qb upright in this game. Bears only won because of hester, I would hope that the lions got the memo not to kick to him this week. Stafford to Calvin is the best td combination in football. getting more than a field goal at home in this teaser?
In the words of the President in the last 14 years
William Jefferson Clinton
"Suck me beautiful"

4 big unit teaser.

 

[Clem D]

I spent a glorious night in the boogie down bronx with the Seahag, Sissy the Fag, and Shmuly (the Jew). Shmuly scored tickets for game 5 so we drove up in Shmulys Escalade. Let me tell you we need to bring the boys home from the middle east and bring the fight to the insurgents in the Bronx. I doubt we'd win but hey I know our troops would fight the good fight. People in this dump were actually throwing feces at each other. ( I shit you not)!:0corn Anyway I was wearing my Detroit Jersey and hat and getting heckled and abused by these front running phony fans when I got an idea. I didn't have any of my famous mayo on hand, but I did have a bottle of visine. For two hundred bucks I was able to bribe the the bber and soda vendor in my section to put a drop in each drink the rest of the night. By the 6th inning most of my section was busy shitting their brains out in various corners of the stadium. I felt bad for dosing my travelmates but hey collateral damage you know?

Detroit -5
big time hf advantage in the first primetime game to hit this city in a long time. Bears QB will be knocked out of this game. Stafford to CJ all night.
Blowout City
PBR 6 unit play

:0074 :toast:

 

[Cold]

Funny stuff Clem, like the teaser too.

 

[Clem D]

Overreaction game.

Overreaction game.

Before the season starts I set my own line for every game for the first 8 weeks of the season. I made the line on the Eagles Bills game Philly- 10. Today I can get the eagles at minus 2.5. All because the Bills have proven they can score some points and the Eagles have proven they want to get the dogcatcher killed. Here is the thing though, teams normally around this point start to play at the level they are going to play at.

The Eagles still are loaded with talent. The Bills still cant really play defense. I think that is enough reason to warrant an eagle bet here.

Philly -2.5
2 units

Think they win here by between 3 and 7 points.

 

[bombers3737]

Dude your posts rock. Funny chit.... Love Philly ml

 

[Clem D]

Uncle Clem's Family Values Teaser and Parlay

Uncle Clem's Family Values Teaser and Parlay

If i were a betting man I'd say that Ol' Clem will hit the under 51 on how many seconds it will take my russian masseuse to get me my happy ending after I flip over today. That said the over looking good (8) on how many foot long dogs the seahag consumes and Sissy (the Fag) smuggles into his drawers.

So the key numbers are today are 8 and 51.

Jets get Mangold who looks like the cowardly lion from the wizard of ozz back today. Believe me when you lose your center it fucks up everything as far as blocking and snaps. They will be able to score today. The pats have no defense whatsoever and god knows they can score. This game goes over the 51.
It is also circle the wagons game for the Jets. After getting bashed over the head by the ravens look for the Jets to keep this one tight.
Jets + 8

Using Detroit - 5 for the third leg.

So Jets+8
Over 51
Detroit -5

1 unit gets us 6

Teased
Jets +18
over 41
Detroit +5

4 units

 

[elmer fudd]

like eagles-2.5...bol

 

[Clem D]

Hate to bet a team coming cross country for an early game but the Giants are banged up and missing their center. The hags can score and move the ball at plus 10 I think this is a pretty decent bet.

Playing the hags
1.5 units

 

[trolln4walii]

GL 2day Clem. Wish I would have been around longer yesterday and taken advantage of your GT/Maryland total. Another great call along with your PBR that would have salvaged my day.

Go Eagles. Will be adding the Lions over the Bears on MNF :toast:

 

[Amethyest]

i had sent my picks earlier, hope you received them

thanks:0008

 

[Clem D]

i had sent my picks earlier, hope you received them

thanks:0008

they are in

 

[Clem D]

The Seahag says swore she had a full jar of Peanut Butter in the cupboard. I told the bitch to stop swearing and hurry up and buy a few more jars (although a little Mrs butterworths seems to get the job done with the mini hag). :SIB

Record ytd
Straight plays 10-9-1 plus 7 units
Parlays 0-4 minus 4 units :scared
Teasers 2-3 minus 3 units


One play so far boys.
Giants will be a little flat after their emotional win out west in the desert. If they were not playing seattle I might make a move against them. Seattle is coming cross country for an early game. I think the over is the play in this game. Eli Manning is carrying the Giants on his back right now. JAckson to rice is really going to emerge as top connection. I look for at least 5 turnovers in this game with both teams benefitting from getting at least one defensive turnover in the redzone.
I got this at 42 and it is a play up to 44

Giant over 42
4 units

I also put a bonus three team teaser into play this week
Giants pk
Giant over 32
Detroit +3.5

I really think the Bears will have a very tough time blocking and keepin the qb upright in this game. Bears only won because of hester, I would hope that the lions got the memo not to kick to him this week. Stafford to Calvin is the best td combination in football. getting more than a field goal at home in this teaser?
In the words of the President in the last 14 years
William Jefferson Clinton
"Suck me beautiful"

4 big unit teaser.

Need to get this over home.. Dropping a deuce in the hags sock drawer. :box2: :toast: :facepalm:

 

[Clem D]

Afc west total of the day. Chargers are banged up. Denver normally pretty tough at home. I think the number is pretty high (47). I've been sitting on this under because I hate to play games involving both of these teams. I honestly think this game will be looking like 17-14 04 16-13 going into the 4th quarter.

I have to play it.

just 2 units though.

 

[lowell]

Need to get this over home.. Dropping a deuce in the hags sock drawer. :box2: :toast: :facepalm:

Just saw 22-22 score in Giants game.

 

[Clem D]

Vick crushed me today. Giants just crushed my teaser going in from the 5 and get picked off going the other way on a freak play. Kid slips and ball gets tipped, nobodys fault.

Thats gambling.

Still have the pieces in play to turn a nice profit.
Failure is not an option gentlemen. The Seahags safety depends on it.

 

[Amethyest]

there seems to be something up with the updates in the pool

 

[Clem D]

Looking into it Amethyst.

Been waiting to pull the trigger on another overreaction play the first one was Philly and had Vick not reverted to his pre penetentiary non defense reading self I think I would have been on the money. Anyway believe me it is hard to go against the Packers, but had Atlanta not given up so many 4th quarter points to Seattle last week this line would not be so high. Before the season starts I make this a pick. Now I get 7 at home prime time? I'll take it.

Atl +7
3.5 units.



Using them in a teaser as well
+17
over 43
Detroit over 37

2 units

 

[Clem D]

We drink PBR:0074

 

[Statman02]

I would never use that west coast team in the early slot angle again..........every thread I have read for the last 3 or 4 years has mentioned this ....it is really OLD and ABUSED....the books know what is going on and how EVERYBODY uses it....this angle is compensated for in the line and probably OVER compensated for....I will take every west coast team in an early east coast slot for every time in the immediate future........this can't POSSIBLY be any good anymore and I will be THANKFUL because I am REALLY TIRED of hearing about it