Week 8... The Seahag Says.

Clem D

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Well boys the Seahag says she doesn't feel herself after getting her melon split by the bottle the other day. Luckily her mothers stroke with the jamieson bottle also caused some shor term memory loss. She has no recall of the two dimes "she spent". Don't worry Uncle Clem knows exactly where that money wound up. Her name was Aquanette. That bitch has a pair of lips on her that could suck a homo back onto the other side. I asked the bitch if she knew what her name meant. She said it meant dignity in Swahili. I said no you stupid bich, it means hairspray Aisle 1 at Walgreens.


Up and down week in the League where I play for Pay.

Ytd
Straight Plays 19-18-1 plus 17.5 units
Parlays 1-6 Plus 5.5 units
Teasers 6-6 plus 6.5 units

Made 1 early teaser so far. Going to watch the board this week. I was dead wrong in my takes early last week. So I'm going to lay low for a few days.

Here is the teaser.
Buffalo +1
Under 52
The bloom is off the rose in Washington. Buffalo off the bye at home. This will be a college like atmospher on sunday. Big homefield advantage. Washington's run defense is soft. Look for Buffalo to exploit that. Washington will run well also. Think Bufflalo wins here 24-16

3 units
 

Clem D

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Strong 4 unit teaser.
Baltimore -3 (Arizona banged up.)
Sanfran +1 (Cleveland on the road. Banged up.
Sf under 48.5 Thinking 27-3

Parlay
Balt -13
San fran -9
Sf under 38.5

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Clem D

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Huge Make or break game for Detroit this week. I still don't believe in Tebow. Detroit is better, and i think the last two weeks should have their attention focused on today. Blitz packages and the big boy right up the middle should be enough to frustrate Tebow into mistakes.

Detroit by 7

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Clem D

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Family Values Parlay and Teaser

Balt- 12
Pitt over 52.5
Jags under 41

1.5 to win 9

Teased
Balt -2
Pit over 42.5
Jags under 51

3 units


Have a good day boys. Keep your hands where I can see them.
 
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