Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[Dell Dude]

I take Jamaica Mon and Sands Casino for $1400 Suicide Saturday and Sunday. I also go winless with sports betting and give $1125 of it back. This shitt is getting way too predictable.

In the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Watch it bring me to my knees, knees. You wanna watch me bleed?

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

OGD kick you out?

great photo

 

[Dell Dude]

guess you should have started with the # 1 forum here at madjacks instead of the wannabee others...
admin:

 

[Dell Dude]

About last weekend. I had a $1000 balance at Sands: a heavy hitter casino with fair BJ and $5000 per hand limits.

At this point I am looking for a suicide parlay win someplace - anyplace - which would free me up to go ALL or NOTHING then try to BLOW up and thru the 5K max.

Couldn't get it. Even tried a $500 straight putt on the Mariners and lost when they didn't score with the bases juiced nobody out in a tie game top of the ninth.

So I then had no choice but to employ the "conservative" suicide pump and dump until I BUSTED with only $1400 total payouts.

I can win $100,000 in one day starting at only $100 and hitting nothing higher than a six team parlay if I go Crazy Jivan Ivan with BOTH suicide BJ and parlay.

Hasn't happened yet...

 

[Dell Dude]

WSEXY


B 7 5/3 INDIANA AT BOSTON INDIANA (+190)
B 7 5/3 INDIANA AT BOSTON OVER 186.0
B 9 5/3 PHILADELPHIA AT DETROIT UNDER 189.0
BA 19 5/3 BOSTON: HALAMA AT DETROIT: M MAROTH OVER +10.0 (-115)
BA 21 5/3 NEW YORK A: K BROWN AT TAMPA BAY: WAECHTER NEW YORK A: K BROWN (-175)
BA 21 5/3 NEW YORK A: K BROWN AT TAMPA BAY: WAECHTER OVER +10.5 (-110)

05/03/2005 13:11:05 6 Play Parlay: Wagered $20.00 to win $1151.10 Unsettled

This one's automatic. It's Tuesday. It's sing off day at American Idol. Deadicated to Bo Bo Bice.

ROCKERS RULE!!!!

 

[SixFive]

:thinking: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :thinking: :thinking:

 

[toastonastick]

:thinking: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :thinking: :thinking:

I agree!

 

[Dell Dude]

Well at least Bo Rocked.

 

[slick willy 17]

yes, this is the most incomprehensible thread I've ever seen. This is like Raymond and Fletcher's son on acid. (If they had one)

 

[Dell Dude]

yes, this is the most incomprehensible thread I've ever seen. This is like Raymond and Fletcher's son on acid. (If they had one)

It's incomprehensible to me too. I can't believe I keep losing suicide parlay after suicide parlay. If this contonues, we both are going to continue to not have a fukking clue about this stupid ass thread.

 

[Dell Dude]

Subject: Pinnacle Sports INSTADEBIT Deposit : ACCOUNT js23607
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If I lose this one, my dentist gets STIFFED for my appointment today. I'd rather lose my teeth than my Pinnacle account.

 

[Blackman]

If I lose this one, my dentist gets STIFFED for my appointment today. I'd rather lose my teeth than my Pinnacle account.

:scared

 

[MadJack]

This is like Raymond and Fletcher's son on acid. (If they had one)

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Dell Dude]

Pinnacle

MLB Baseball Florida Marlins 4-May-2005 10:05
AM PST Money Line for Game +118 A. Burnett
must start T. Hudson must start

MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays 4-May-2005
12:05 PM PST Money Line for Game +110 R.
Halladay must start E. Bedard must start

Risking 34.31 to Win 122.76 USD

Non-deadication. Let's at least get something on the board this afternoon. I won $1400 at Sands last weekend to save suicide par but I can't be expected to do that every time. Come on, one time, one time, just one time baby!

 

[neverteaseit]

Now I see why dell fired you. Lay of the weed lol. I cannot make any sense of anything you have written.

 

[Dell Dude]

2-5, bottom eight. I'm calling it early. I'm getting really pissed off right now.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fukk this shitt and this crooked poster. Trying to negotiate a $9 feeless Citadel deposit to Bowmans. If I get it, suicide six teamer tonight...

 

[yyz]

If I lose this one, my dentist gets STIFFED for my appointment today. I'd rather lose my teeth than my Pinnacle account.


Pinnacle

Risking 34.31 to Win 122.76 USD

Who the fukc is your dentist.........Saint?

 

[SixFive]

Dell, hopefully you'll start hitting some of your plays. Maybe a better suggestion would be for you to quit betting?

Guys, you know what to do!! Does Guido C. ring a bell to anybody reading this thread??? The word to remember rhymes with "blade".

 

[Dell Dude]

Scotty K. BOWMANS

D'Backs -136
& UNDER 9 -110
Angels Ev
& OVER 9 -125
Red Sox -135
& OVER 9.5 -115

Risk/Win: 9/340.32

No more monkeying around. Tonight's last dance last chance six
team suicide parlay deadicated to Precious of Passions.

Fukk this monkey shitt!